It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1655)
By Greg
@xander6464 (42308)
Wapello, Iowa
July 26, 2024 7:40pm CST
It's Fractious Friday again here in the Neon Fun Jungle and everyone's favorite Convicted Felon, Don Old ((Thanks to George Conway for creating Don Old. I don't know if he came up with it but he was the first one I heard use it, so he gets the credit)) is getting worried and running scared ((VERY SCARED Trump Officially CANCELS DEBATE with Kamala, Video Linked Below)).
That's right. Donny is afraid of Kamala, AKA, in the very near future, Madam President. Very afraid. So afraid that he will not debate her. His official reasoning is that all his fans already know he's senile and she's not, so there's no need to rub their noses in it.
Speaking of noses and rubbing, Don Old is also filling his diaper over this, a very popular meme. Here is the text from it:
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Shillbilly uber-misogynist JD Vance is about to learn
that working woman Taylor Swift is childless, has cats... along with a reported 283 million followers on Instagram, 32.8 million followers on TikTok, 95.2 million followers on X, & 105 million monthly listeners on Spotify.
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This comes right on top of Elon Musk backing out of his promised $45 million a month donation to Don Old. Frankly, I don't know why Donny's worried about it.
Why would a multi-billionaire need or even want a few paltry million in chump change?
But, worried about he is. He's really smart, so he must have a good reason. Maybe one of my MAGA friends can explain it to me.
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VERY SCARED Trump Officially CANCELS DEBATE with Kamala
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@Orson_Kart (6546)
• United Kingdom
27 Jul
“Don Old”
That’s excellent, well done George Conway.
Seeing as he is deliberately mispronouncing Kamala’s name, I hope she does the same back and uses this one. I’m sure it will rile him up.
I know Elon Musk has been a big supporter of Trump, but I didn’t know he was promising to give such a huge financial backing. Good news if he has changed his mind.
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@xander6464 (42308)
• Wapello, Iowa
28 Jul
It is good news that Elon backed out of that donation. $45 million a month isn't much but it's better that DonOld doesn't have it.
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@TheHorse (214031)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 Jul
@xander6464 Did he really back out?
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@xander6464 (42308)
• Wapello, Iowa
28 Jul
@TheHorse Did he really back out?
----------------He backed out at Warp 9. He also denied that he ever promised it in the first place.
Elon Musk Rejects Claims of $45 Million Monthly Donation to Trump
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/elon-musk-rejects-claims-of-45-million-monthly-donation-to-trump/ar-BB1qyXDB?ocid=BingNewsSerp
@FourWalls (65390)
• United States
28 Jul
Hey, a new theme song for their campaign…Roy Orbison’s “Running Scared.”
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@snowy22315 (176745)
• United States
27 Jul
I like Don Old, or as an acquaintance of mine calls him tRUMP.
@xander6464 (42308)
• Wapello, Iowa
11 Aug
I think Trump is going to lose in a huge landslide.
Trump has his cult behind him. He doesn't attract new followers.
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