It's Friday, Ya Beatniks! (MyLot Exclusive #1655)

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It's Fractious Friday again here in the Neon Fun Jungle and everyone's favorite Convicted Felon, Don Old ((Thanks to George Conway for creating Don Old. I don't know if he came up with it but he was the first one I heard use it, so he gets the credit)) is getting worried and running scared ((VERY SCARED Trump Officially CANCELS DEBATE with Kamala, Video Linked Below)). That's right. Donny is afraid of Kamala, AKA, in the very near future, Madam President. Very afraid. So afraid that he will not debate her. His official reasoning is that all his fans already know he's senile and she's not, so there's no need to rub their noses in it. Speaking of noses and rubbing, Don Old is also filling his diaper over this, a very popular meme. Here is the text from it: #### Shillbilly uber-misogynist JD Vance is about to learn that working woman Taylor Swift is childless, has cats... along with a reported 283 million followers on Instagram, 32.8 million followers on TikTok, 95.2 million followers on X, & 105 million monthly listeners on Spotify. #### This comes right on top of Elon Musk backing out of his promised $45 million a month donation to Don Old. Frankly, I don't know why Donny's worried about it. Why would a multi-billionaire need or even want a few paltry million in chump change? But, worried about he is. He's really smart, so he must have a good reason. Maybe one of my MAGA friends can explain it to me. ************** VERY SCARED Trump Officially CANCELS DEBATE with Kamala