I HAVE to share a funny moment from last night...

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I've been laying down early since I caught this virus. I don't know why, but my lower back seems to feel a bit better when I do. I'll lay in bed and read or watch TV and relax. Some nights I even pass small quantities of gas. Last night, around 11:45 p.m. I woke up and needed to pee. So I managed to move Petey and get to the bathroom and sit and do a 5 minute relief. I sat there a bit longer just in case there was some in a different holding tank, but there wasn't. I did the usual steps and flushed. Petey looked over the edge of the toilet seat fascinated by the T.P. going down that little hole. I finished adjusting my night clothes and Petey strolled by the hind end of me when suddenly a HUGE blast of air came bellowing out, SHOOT, LET'S BE HONEST!!!! It was the loudest fart that anyone would want to hear!!!! Petey dropped to the floor and checked his hind end to see if he had done the issuance. Which he hadn't. Then I heard a lady's voice from the apartment complex behind me with a good and loud Max, did you just do that fart???? They could probably hear that clear in Pozo!!!(Pozo's a small town about 25 miles away) She muttered out loud enough that it couldn't be ignored "You should be ashamed of yourself!!!! You could have sat on one of the cushioned chairs and muffled it some!!!" Max didn't get to say a word in his defense, and I was laughing like a crazy person...it was my fart that Max took the heat for!!!! Petey still hasn't figured out where it came from. Every have one of those epic explosions?????