A very naughty word was said.

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I caused yet another man to say a very naughty word tonight. He called wanting to ask me some lifestyle questions for a marketing company, which was frightfully kind of him. I agreed, but said, “Before we begin, I charge 3 pounds Sterling for each question to be paid in advance. Is that ok?” “Sorry sir”, the man said. “We don’t pay for answers, it’s totally voluntary and it will be very short. Can we begin?” I said that it wasn’t fair that I should be expected to give my opinions away for free and that’s when he said a very naughty word and the line went dead.