Not very tempting!

@Fleura (30541)
United Kingdom
October 3, 2024 8:05am CST
I picked up a book in one of those remainder bookshops where they sell off excess brand new books. I thought it would make an entertaining gift for a friend, but I couldn’t get the sticky price label off so in the end I had to keep it. I put it in the bathroom for some quick reading matter and it has been quite amusing. The title is ‘Slippery Tipples’ and the book is all about spirits and liqueurs from around the world. Each one has a bit of history about how that particular spirit was allegedly created and so on, followed by tasting notes and then suggestions for its use such as cocktail recipes. Of all the liqueurs and spirits in the book, I have to say that very few of them actually sound at all tempting. This, for example, is from the tasting notes of the Hungarian drink, Unicum: “Unicum has a slightly musky aroma, reminiscent of mildew, and a bitter opening blast of battery acid is quickly replaced by a lingering rusting iron water-butt aftertaste. Good for: getting rid of unwanted guests at drinks parties” I think I’ll give it a miss! The book has provided some giggles though.
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@marguicha (223773)
• Chile
3 Oct
I have seen magazines in toilettes in the US. I would not want to touch those books after I have been told about how bathroom air is not that clean even after chlorine and lysol.
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@Fleura (30541)
• United Kingdom
3 Oct
Reading on the toilet is quite common here. Certainly it's something I have done ever since I could read! We do always close the toilet lid before flushing though. Do you spray chlorine and lysol in the air in the bathroom? Surely that is much more dangerous to breathe!
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@marguicha (223773)
• Chile
3 Oct
@Fleura I add chlorine to the toilette when I clean it. And spray Lysol after I use it, close the lid and the door after I wash my hand with lots of soap.
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@allknowing (137769)
• India
4 Oct
I like the way you have described Unicum. Not much of a drink but your language is flowery (lol)
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@Fleura (30541)
• United Kingdom
4 Oct
That isn't my description, that's what the book's author says!
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@AmbiePam (93898)
• United States
3 Oct
That’s pretty darn hilarious.
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@Fleura (30541)
• United Kingdom
3 Oct
Made me chuckle!
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@RasmaSandra (80748)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
3 Oct
It does sound interesting but yes, probably most of those drinks I would pass on also,
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@Fleura (30541)
• United Kingdom
4 Oct
In the whole book there were only two or three that sounded at all worth trying!
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@xFiacre (13150)
• Ireland
3 Oct
@fleura I wonder how they knew what battery acid tastes of.
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@Fleura (30541)
• United Kingdom
4 Oct
Hopefully they didn't really! Have you tried Unicum?
• United States
3 Oct
I had a laugh reading the description of Unicum. Certainly wouldn't be on my list of liqueurs to try but the getting rid of house guests was funny
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@Fleura (30541)
• United Kingdom
4 Oct
Made me laugh too! I won't be rushing out to buy any.
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@BarBaraPrz (47667)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
3 Oct
I think Unicum was intended as a joke... Try using lighter fluid or oil to remove the price tag residue.
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@Fleura (30541)
• United Kingdom
3 Oct
Many of these drinks seem to have 'medicinal' origins and perhaps they followed the idea that medicine was supposed to taste nasty. Thanks for the suggestions, I'll try.
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@wolfgirl569 (108144)
• Marion, Ohio
3 Oct
If you gave a lot of parties it could be useful
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@Fleura (30541)
• United Kingdom
4 Oct
Luckily I don't have a lot of people to get rid of!
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@JudyEv (342077)
• Rockingham, Australia
3 Oct
My goodness!! I'd be giving that a miss.
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@Fleura (30541)
• United Kingdom
4 Oct
From the descriptions of most of these drinks you wonder how the makers are still going!
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@LindaOHio (181642)
• United States
4 Oct
Mildew? I think I'll pass as well! Have a wonderful weekend.
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