What Would You Hope They would Take?
@crossbones27 (49287)
Mojave, California
October 26, 2024 5:09pm CST
My friend posted on Facebook. A thief breaks into your house, what would you be happy about if they took that item. This lady said her husband. I thought I was the only one to make bad Jokes. 
I would not mind if they took the dog couch away, but think Delta and Kai would be mad. That couch is older than the internet. I do not even know why I bought that in military. Oh I know, why in those days you needed it to watch actual television. Now, I just use my computer. I haven't used that couch since Brooklyn who passed was a puppy.
I would get off work and be so tired and would fall asleep to watching TV. Brooklyn would come paw at me. Let me up.
Now I throw a sheet over the eye sore and Delta and Kai still love it. They sprawl all silly making funny dog noises. Maybe I would be sad if a thief took it, but at same time, go thank the universe. Why would a thief take torn up dog couch? Its a one of a kind classic I tell you 
Anyone, want to add what you would want a thief to take?
I would not mind if they took the dog couch away, but think Delta and Kai would be mad. That couch is older than the internet. I do not even know why I bought that in military. Oh I know, why in those days you needed it to watch actual television. Now, I just use my computer. I haven't used that couch since Brooklyn who passed was a puppy.
I would get off work and be so tired and would fall asleep to watching TV. Brooklyn would come paw at me. Let me up.
Now I throw a sheet over the eye sore and Delta and Kai still love it. They sprawl all silly making funny dog noises. Maybe I would be sad if a thief took it, but at same time, go thank the universe. Why would a thief take torn up dog couch? Its a one of a kind classic I tell you
Anyone, want to add what you would want a thief to take?5 people like this
4 responses
@AmbiePam (91681)
• United States
27 Oct
I’d be thrilled if they took the boxes in my living room. Maybe there are a few things still in in them, but I don’t really care anymore. Other than that, it would be great if they stole my mattress. I haven’t slept in my bed for two years, and there is no way I can get that down the stairs by myself.
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@crossbones27 (49287)
• Mojave, California
27 Oct
Maybe we should put up a sign, please rob this place. We have nothing you like but maybe there is something. Curiosity kills the cat every time.
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@AmbiePam (91681)
• United States
27 Oct
@crossbones27 Just let me hide my medicine in the fridge first!
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@crossbones27 (49287)
• Mojave, California
27 Oct
@AmbiePam Yeah, you do not want them getting those. You will have a live in thief going look at all the pretty colors.
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@celticeagle (165620)
• Boise, Idaho
27 Oct
They could take my old couch. There might even be some change in it. Haha.
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@aureategloom (8748)
• Bosnia And Herzegovina
28 Oct
one old tv and the table it. it doesn't even work. but it's not mine so i can't really do anything about it
