Why did a herd of deer poop on my roof and how did they get there?
By Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe (618)
December 25, 2024 2:28am CST
Just weird. 
And I'm sure it was deer, I saw hoof-prints in the snow. Plus I know what a pile of deer poop looks like. 
And how did they manage to do it without waking me or the cats? 
One of life's mysteries I'll probably never find an answer to...
And I'm sure it was deer, I saw hoof-prints in the snow. Plus I know what a pile of deer poop looks like.
And how did they manage to do it without waking me or the cats?
One of life's mysteries I'll probably never find an answer to...16 people like this
13 responses
@MarieCoyle (38812)
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16h
Santa was probably quietly sneaking around, to see if Scar was being naughty or nice. 
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@sallypup (61703)
• Centralia, Washington
5h
@Scarred4Lyfe I hope it was just chocolate drops in that shotgun.
@Scarred4Lyfe (618)
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12h
My neighbor allows as he shot at some guy in a red suit trying to break into his house through the chimney last might.
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@Juliaacv (51506)
• Canada
12h
@Scarred4Lyfe Well I left you a pm earlier this week, you have to hunt for it though.
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@xFiacre (13175)
• Ireland
14h
@scarred4lyfe Isn’t it so good Santa’s sleigh isn’t pulled by flying elephants.
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@Scarred4Lyfe (618)
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12h
He needs to update his route maps, hasn't needed to stop at this house for many years.
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@somewitch (1418)
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14h
Eww, that's unfortunate! 
I don't know what a pile of deer poop looks like and I'm not interested in finding that out. 
I don't know what a pile of deer poop looks like and I'm not interested in finding that out. 2 people like this
@Scarred4Lyfe (618)
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12h
I guess I won't describe it then, other than they poop little pellets.
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@somewitch (1418)
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9h
@Scarred4Lyfe Oh, more or less like horses do! 
Now it doesn't look as bad, I hope it doesn't smell too bad either. 
Now it doesn't look as bad, I hope it doesn't smell too bad either. 1 person likes this
@BarBaraPrz (47706)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
8h
Was there any yellow snow? Don't eat it, it's not lemon ice. Merry Christmas my dear.
@celticeagle (168471)
• Boise, Idaho
49m
Another fine mystery for you. What would you do without one?
@ptrikha_2 (47100)
• India
11h
The Deer would have used "Stealth" shoes to invade the roof of your House when you and the cats were fast asleep!
Or it could have been a decoy by some Political rival of yours!!
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@FourWalls (69129)
• United States
8h
Did he come to kill you? YEAH!
Happy birthday to you and Stipe in less than two weeks. 
@RasmaSandra (80884)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
2h
Santa was prowling about to see if Scar and his crew were naughty or nice,
