It's Hard Monday, Ya Beatniks! (Mylot Exclusive #1875)

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You probably didn't notice but I took the weekend off. That's why I'm here, bright and early, all well-rested and relaxed at the crack of early Hard Monday late evening. If you, my 226.4 Billion Loyal Dedicated Daily Readers, are saying, "Sir, this is not the crack I asked you to be at tonight. When are you going to get to the right one? And, why, exactly, did you take the whole weekend off?" For the answer to the first part of your query, see Section 4700 of my MyLot AfterDark Channel. For the second part, it's simply because I worked out an agreement with my physician, Dr. Morticia Strangelove. I take an occasional weekend off and she stops nagging me, every five minutes, to quit smoking. Now, you're saying, "That's so unfair to you, Sir. What about your Workaholism? How can anyone as addicted to work as you are go two whole days without it?" I'm glad you mentioned that. I solved the problem by insisting that she give me a big bottle of morphine tablets before agreeing to this hair-brained scheme. I take a handful or two every time I get an irresistible urge to work and it works. Pro-Tip: If you try it, the morphine tablets work even better if you chase them with a big glass of vodka. It's called "The Art Of The Deal." Now that that's out of the way, let's talk about our current POTUS ((Piece Of Totally Useless Shite)). He has done it again, folks. He is, once again, Idiot Of The Day. This time, once removed. Because he hired an incompetent drunken moron to run the DOD. And this was the result: Report: Trump admin. officials accidentally text journalist war plans ((Article Linked Below)). Magats, are you finally starting to see how much your irresponsible stupidity is costing us? Add that to the crashed economy, job losses and insane inflation. Plus, our new international reputation for being the slow country that can't recognize an obvious mistake. With that in mind, let's go to earlier today, to see what the Cosmic Universal Anthem Trump-Up Of The Month Club Anthem Trump-Up for today is. ************* Donald Trump Reacts to Pete Hegseth's Texting Disaster J-L Cauvin 88.6K subscribers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGqjcHwIXHU --------------------------------- Report: Trump admin. officials accidentally text journalist war plans CNN