So, Which One is You?

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We have a pretty funny gang on our favorite morning radio show in town. It's called The Rizz Show, headed by Scott Rizzuto with current "cast members" Lern, from KSHE-95 fame, Moon from the band Greek Fire, King Scott, who is a musician in his own right, and Rafe Williams, a local comedian. Often, they do a "Would You Rather" segment and some of the scenarios are often quite funny. Take this one from this morning's show. The question was: Would you rather burp bubbles that float away every time you burp, or every time you fart, confetti bursts from your butt like a party popper?" Considering I am a man who produces enough methane on a daily basis to attract offers from natural gas companies, I would rather burp bubbles. How about you? Fart confetti like a party popper or burp bubbles? Enquiring minds want to know.