Smoky is still trying to get a piece

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This guy is unreal. After we stopped openly fighting last summer he started stopping by to hang out. He made several comments about wanting to hook up but I just laughed them off. He has seen my ex coming and going. Like catch the clue bro. I am happy to sit or stand outside on the landing talking to him when the weather isn't awful because it is nice to have someone to talk to other than the cats. At no time have I ever expressed interest in getting naked with him. That will NEVER happen. Another neighbor was out there a week or two ago when Whiskey's owner came to get him. I don't know the whole extent of the conversation but he told her "yeah (Smoky) is always trying to eff NJChicaa." I was like "OMG he must be telling people about his mission". He just knocked on the door to "check on me". I had to hold Whiskey back because he *will* attack him. He realized it wasn't a good time and said to text him later after the dog is gone. Um not happening.