Would you rather: Fly every time you fart or pee every time you laugh?

OMG! LMAO That was awesome! I love your answer! Thanks for sharing!!!!

ha ha, saving money on gas... Very nice... Great post!

Hehe! I see I neatly sidestepped actually answering your question! OK, I would rather fly when I fart. That way, a good McDonald's Happy Meal (make it LARGE) with a Coke on the side and extra fries might get me over the Atlantic - just .... or OOPS ... maybe not! (Is that a reason? Well, did James need a reason to climb into the Giant Peach?)

hahahahahahahaha Thanks imadriscoll, I really needed that good laugh! LOL

I think this is really funny! I'm imagining a person in a public restroom peeing and they're laughing uncontrolably after drinking large amounts of water. Next to them is a person with the runs who is miserable and embarassed in the first place for having such a problem in a public stall and they hear this person laughing, assumably at them. Then she starts yelling at Laughing Uncontrolably to grow up and how immature are they for laughing at someone pooping! Meanwhile Innocent Bystander walks into to hear Shouting While Pooping telling Laughing While Peeing to grow up. Innocent Bystander decides she can hold it until she gets home. Though if you change this scenario to it being a guy standing a urinal laughing it can get even funnier!

No, I just found out there was a board game like this. My kids watch a show where the character somtimes play it. So we like to make up our own questions. But most of the questions that are asked are gross. So I thought this to be more entertaining when I found it on a website just surfing. :) But I would like to have the board game now that I know they made one. :)

LOL hahahahahahaahahaha That's awesome! LOL And you are the first person to say that you would pee! Thanks for responding!

I agree. myLot has provided me with many laughs. :) There is no way I would want to pee when I laughed, I would be sitting in a constant puddle at my desk then!

I like the fact that you are a laugher. I am also. :D

I am a laughter! And I am glad. Some people just need to laugh...and I think that if I did not laugh I would just be sooo stressed out! Have you ever had a staring contest where you couldn't make a facial expression or laugh?? Well, ever time I play...I just laugh right in the persons face. Pretty funny stuff! LOL

hahahahahaha You were talking about it in the van to decide? hahhahaha That's awesome!!! OK, you fly only for the duration of the fart but that is subject to the power of the fart, for momentum. And, you would only pee for the duration of the laugh. But if that was the case tonight for me while reading your's and your husband's comments/response, I would be sitting in a puddle right now.

I would also like to add that under similar conversations at the bottom of this page is a discussion entitled, "Are you a frequent flyer...?" This made me laugh (but luckily I didn't pee myself!)

LOL... I'm glad that we made you laugh. We laugh all the time at our house! And we were talking about this again last night before we went to bed. I'm so glad that you posted this. I think over the holidays I'm going to bring this question up a lot! So this is a really hard choice to make because like I said, we laugh all the time, but we are also a bit of a gassy family! So it comes down to this ... I pee all the time (especially when I'm pregnant) so I choose to fly. I think it would be great to fart and fly ... especially at church!

hahahahahaha I got a total visual of that! Picture this...you are sleeping next to your parnter all sound and cozy. Both of you are spooning while sleeping. Ahhhh...you just sleeping like a baby. In dreamland! Floating on a cloud...your flying like Superman in your dream...faster than a speeding bullet......and BAM! You just hit your face on the wall across the room and your partner that was holding you is dragged off your side of the bed face down on the floor because of your blast off fart! Next thing you hear, "If you EVER eat chili before bed again, I SWEAR I will glue a cork in your a$$ to see what happens!"

I'm pretty sure that if "Fly Guy" starts flying in his sleeping, there will be no more spooning ... he will have plenty of time on the couch, by himself ... and I'm not padding the walls of the living room either!