Life after honeymoon
@cute_missmary (3866)
United States
December 5, 2006 11:09am CST
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. “Well,” said her mother. “How was the honeymoon?”
“Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…” Suddenly she bust out crying. “But mama, as soon as we returned he started using the most horrible language, things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home… PLEASE MAMA!”
“Honey,” her mother said, “calm down! Tell me what he said. What could be so awful. What 4-letter words?”
“Please don’t make me tell you mama,” wept the daughter.” I’m so embarrassed they’re just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!”
“Darling baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!”
Still sobbing the bride said, “Oh mama… words like: DUST, WASH, IRON, and COOK.”
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32 responses
@cute_missmary (3866)
• United States
29 Dec 06
wow that is the most sensible response i have ever read, u get a +
@HimArticles (1137)
• India
6 Dec 06
It seems funny joke but this the reality. Every girl has to face this situation after marriage. So prepare yourself ready to face it right now.
@cute_missmary (3866)
• United States
28 Dec 06
ya may b or may b she was not ready for ne household work & only expected ........
@carlomeno (1085)
• Italy
24 Jan 07
This is typical, something similar happened also to us. When you come home from honeymoon, everything change because you restart to put feet on the ground
@arpita_onlinejob (508)
• India
23 Jan 07
funny but nice and very true. it happened to me also. the day we came back from honeymoon it was mid afternoon and immediately i had to clean the house and cook food. i had to wash all clothes but i was very tired. life is like this only. thats why they call it honeymoon period.
@browneyes (395)
• United States
5 Dec 06
LOL that is cute.. But so true in some marriages. It reminds me of something my sons wife would do. My son seems to do all the cooking. cleaning ect.. He says he'd rather do the cooking so he wont starve because what she cooks insnt edable. I say. How is she to learn if she doesnt try? Oh well. as long as it works for them.
@cute_missmary (3866)
• United States
5 Dec 06
ya the most imp. thing in marriage is understanding, if they have that, then everything would n fine
@ishavasyam (1801)
• India
5 Dec 06
Gr8..collection once again I realize...u got a good collection...keep it up..
@cute_missmary (3866)
• United States
5 Dec 06
thanx a lot, i only need such encoraging words like u have written
@magikrose (5429)
• United States
5 Dec 06
LOL that was too funny. I really liked that. Thank you for sharing.
@Meljep (1666)
• United States
5 Dec 06
Funny, but true in some cases. Seems like everyone should pull together to get the housework done since everyone lives in the house and messes up the house.
@lilmissy (481)
• United States
5 Dec 06
lol that is sooooooooo funny i imagine i would be quite the same "mom come get meeeeeeee"
@Zubair_zaid (65)
• Pakistan
5 Dec 06
i think u have to find out of the romantik place in earth then i think best place switzerland from jeneva:)
@aprilsue00 (1991)
• United States
5 Dec 06
That is really funny. That was kind of how I felt when I first got married. Thank you for the laugh.
@siddhinfo (1500)
• India
25 Jan 07
Why these 4 words are horrible. Your husband may want you to clean the house(DUST), Wash the clothes, Iron them and cook the food. All these work mostly all ladfies do, and your husband also want you/expect you too do these.
There is no wrong in it.
@FreakQD (867)
• India
25 Jan 07
LOL! That was a real funny joke..
Lemme add a joke from my side!
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He bigins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what's going on!
So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"
Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts.
@sehgalskapil (1332)
• India
25 Jan 07
ha ha ha nice one now comes here...........
A young couple was touring southern Florida on their honeymoon and stopped at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road.
After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes.
"Wow!" exclaimed the new bride. "You certainly have a dangerous job. Do you ever get bitten?"jan 21
"Yes, upon rare occasions," answered the handler.
"Well," she continued, "just what do you do when you're bitten by a snake?"
"I always carry a razor-sharp knife in my pocket, and as soon as I am bitten, I make deep criss-cross marks across the fang entry and then suck the poison from the wound."
"What, uh... what would happen if you were to accidentally sit on a rattler?" persisted the woman.
"Ma'am," answered the snake handler,2003 "that will be the day I learn who my real friends are."
@angelco (345)
• Philippines
25 Jan 07
hahaha so cute :) actually as a woman we should also know how to do household chores especially cooking, washing of clothes and cleaning of the house...there are some men who are meticulous when it comes to their clothes and your husband will truly love and proud of you because he found out that the woman he married is not only good in handling herself but also in handling of her family :)
