Husband wife with 8 children
@cute_missmary (3866)
United States
December 5, 2006 1:44pm CST
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him: “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!”
The blind man replies: “If you would’ve put a rubber on the end of YOUR STICK, we’d be sitting in the bus, so shut up!!!!”
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16 responses
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
6 Dec 06
lol hehe! that was hilarious! Thanks I needed that laugh first laugh all day. My mother had eight children sometimes I wished the same thing growing up..lol..
@remaster74 (4064)
• Greece
11 Dec 06
The solution to the overpopulated earth. Horray for the blind man.
@Marie2473 (8512)
• Sweden
5 Dec 06
ha ha ha, that was soooo lovely =) I love to read those stories, they amuse me alot while I am at work - thanx!
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@angelaakakiki (378)
• United States
4 Jan 07
LoL !!! That was very funny !!! Thanks for sharing !!!
@sudhir60875 (223)
• India
5 Jan 07
OMG..!!!!U r tooooooooooo marvelous with the jokes dear.But thats true and i go with blind man words.One should have control over..........U get it wht i mean...right....
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
31 Dec 06
An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
28 Dec 06
One Liners
1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while
driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they
wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased
new school uniforms.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot
live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with
me.
14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends
up with the same boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets
to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for
you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because
they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books
