jokes: read and comment
By ranikrishnan
@ranikrishnan (1683)
India
December 7, 2006 9:28pm CST
A man visited a psycho therapist.
Patient: “doctor have this strong feeling that I am a worm. while coming here I saw a roaster and ran for my life, as I was afraid that it might come and eat me up. please help”.
Doctor: “relax, here eat some chocolates.”
After the patient ate the chocolates, the doctor said “worms don’t eat chocolates ,but you just did, isn’t it enough proof that your not a worm.”
Patient: “yes sir, I now know I am not a worm. thank you so much.”
After ten minutes the man stormed into the doctors office, “doctor I know that I am not a worm, but does the roaster know that I am no more a worm?”
2 responses
@anushka2cute (50)
• India
8 Dec 06
Good One!
Read this one:
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!"
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@ranikrishnan (1683)
• India
8 Dec 06
thats a coolest joke. thanx for that, i am glad people still read and tell jokes. everybody id just flying with no time to even short jokes like urs... good tahst well done.
@ranikrishnan (1683)
• India
8 Dec 06
its really great that i could make u laugh.. well i am happy u did.good day
