Read this. Its really funny.
By pooja_cg
@pooja_cg (1735)
India
December 10, 2006 4:45am CST
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.
A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman bargedinto the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new
powerful vacuum cleaner,
I will EAT all this s***!", exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"We just moved in, there's no electricity in the house!"
7 responses
@prasad1961 (5597)
• India
10 Dec 06
One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife. Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.
They arrived at the theater a short time later and were about to get out of the car when his wife asked, "Honey, have you seen my other shoe?"
How is this?
@hariharbhat (1312)
• India
19 Dec 06
You made me smile, thanks.
Once in a train journey co-passenger was teasing the other and telling him you could not do a simple work of shifting your own luggage and was very proud of his masculine body. The other thought of teaching him bitter lesson and pretended to pull the chain of the speeding train and sat saying he could not do this.This masculine, bosting man got up and all the way with his flattery words pulled the chain.In five minutes the authorities came asked who has pulled the chain? The man was explaining how he could do this, though the other passenger could not do. The face of this man turned pale when the authorities issued him penalty receipt, which he didnot thought of.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Now the intellignece always leads, Is it boring to you? If you are from India, see this is Sardarji Joke !!!
@brendalee (6082)
• United States
10 Dec 06
Your right. That was pretty funny. I guess he learned his lesson. Those vacuum salesman can be very pushy sometimes. Thanks for sharing that.
