Lawer joke(Really funny...Must reply ur comments)

a lawyer never kill other lawers they are responsible in financially bankrupting their client and getting away with being paid for doing so.

lool nice joke.

meetshashankbisen 's is very funny lol....i know who pissed there ...it was meetshashankbisen

It's funny

It is somehow calling a lawyer stupid. LOL

yeah, i think it's funny, hehe. how much would it cost for a politicians brain?

Never heard that one!!! Pretty funny!!!

OMG that is too funny. I love it and I have to share that with my friends they will get a kick out of it. Wow I am a bit speechless on that one because in a way it is tru. I am still chuckling. Thank you for giving me something to laugh about.

I must send that to my son who is studying law!

that's a good one.... i will tell you some more good ones..... How lawyers do it... Lawyers do it with appeal. Lawyers do it confidentially. Lawyers do it on a trial basis. Lawyers do it until justice prevails. Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them. Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law. The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity." The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.

Thats funny, I'll have to see if I can dig some good lawyer jokes up!

man this is funny...i heard many of these types...especially including lawers...good job...keep posting more of these...LOL

Oh you all are too funny! Here's one for you: A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"

well this one isn't about lawyers but it's about brains... a millionaire businessman is terminally ill and his doctor said he would need a brain transplant. they had three brains available:a scientist's, a professor's, and a politician's. "how much does this brain cost?" the businessman asked, referring to the scientist's brain, and the doctor said "$250000" "how about this one?" he asked, pointing at the professor's brain. "$500,000" said the doctor. Lastly he took a look at the politician's brain. "How much is this, "he asked. "two million."the doctor said "two million dollars for just one brain??why is it so expensive???" the businesmann asked, surprised. "well, " said the doctor, "it has never been used."