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i will say and give him a handshake

first i'l say hello den 'l slap him!!! n 'l ask him c wat hav u done to those poor people of Afganistan and Ira..

Grab his ear lobe, twist it hard and drag him around saying something like "You've been a bad boy...."

I would call Osama Bin Laden and give his report to him and ask him to crash the plane immediately.

Look at him and his entourage!

slap him

I'd tell what a horrible job he did as president.

Although many ppl will say many things, I'd guess it wont be practical So, I'd just smile at him

Hug him of course like Judha, because he was caught with his hand in the oil well. He is an oil-man to start out with, which means he knows what real oil looks like. How many of you know what the real thing looks like?!!!

If I see Bush the first thing I will do is I will ask him what he wants actually. Why Iraq is destroyed why Afganistan is destroyed. Why his evil eyes are on Latim American countries. Why he want to capture the world. Many people tried to conquer world like Hitlar, Napolean but what happened to them.

1st: Ask him why he SUCKS!!!. 2nd: Run the hell away. (Im counting the days till his term is over!)

kick him in the nuts

give him the finger and walk the other way

i will say "hey buddy did u win the oil from iraq!?" lol

shake his hand..

have a photograph taken wid him...

i will give him a good hug...he is doin much to eliminate terrorism frm the world

well i want to give him a nice slap across his face and a kick in his butt

i will teach a class to him about how to rule

Shake his hand and say I would not want your job!!!!