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Love letter of HR Have you ever wondered how a HR Manager can write a love letter to his girl friend? Look at this.... To, Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Juliet, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger! share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Wish you all the best!!!! Thanking you in anticipation, Regards, XYZ Hr Manager Xyz Pvt Ltd.

There was a blond a brunette, and a red-head and they were walking down the street. A short man came up to them and said: in that castle there is a magic mirror, if u look into the mirror and tell the truth you will be granted any wish you please, but if you lie you will be banished into the mirror forever The girls went to the castle and the red-head went in first shhe said: I think I am the prettiest out of the blond and the brunette, she got a pot of silver. Next the brunette went in she said: I think I am the smartest out of the red-head and the blond, she got a new car. The blond went in to try her luck she walked up to the mirror and said: I think... She was vanished into the mirror forever.

Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head.

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for five different companies. 10. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 11. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 12. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 13. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 14. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 15. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :) 16. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 17. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 19. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. The old ones are the best ;)

ho ho ho....that was nice...take one frm me too.. Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were shouting, crying, running and praying to God - just then a passenger had the following conversation with the captain. Passenger: How far is land, from here? Captain: Two miles... Passenger: Only two miles, then why these fools are making noise. I have the experience of swimming even more. Captain: .....???? Passenger: Just tell me in which direction, land is two miles from here? Captain: Downward...

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SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye..... It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF Ill Repute 10 MILES He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought...... Soon he sees another sign, which says: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF Ill Repute 5 MILES Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real.... Then he drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS HOUSE OF Ill Repute NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.... On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell.... The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?".... He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."..... Very well, my son. Please follow me." .... He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.... The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door"... He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door..... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway"....... He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup..... He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him........ As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot,facing another small sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.

Preacher's A$$ A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, thegoing price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: 'PREACHER'S A$$ SHOWS' The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read:'PREACHER'S A$$ OUT IN FRONT' The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: 'BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S A$$' This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.The paper headline the next day read: 'NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN' The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read: 'NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10.00' This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read: ''NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE'. The Bishop was buried the next day.

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santa had a dream that someone killed him . next day he closed his bank account . do you know why ? because in the bank it was written " WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"

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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times. When he could do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class raised it's level of unruliness. Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places.

A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods. The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No, not at all." So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.

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ha ha, read thai one and enjoy Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along come St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."

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here is one from me... A blond told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where." The blond touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!" Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!" She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!" She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!" The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You've just got a broken index finger."