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raveena @raveena (1353) • India 13 Feb 07

Enough of serious talk let us laugh. Read the jokes and smile atleast. Sardar comes back to his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it to pole "Thanks 4 the complement" How do you...

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saimithra Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs 1 crore ............ and............. The questions are as follows : 1) How long was the 100 yr war ? A ) 116 B ) 99 C ) 100 D ) 150 ..............Sardar says "I will skip...

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alen0224 @alen0224 (527) • China 13 Feb 07

A blonde had just gotten her new sports car and was out for a driven when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He montioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his...

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saimithra One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was veery afraid of mice , so she ran out of the house , got in a bus and went down to the shops. There she bought a mouse-trap. The shopkeeper said to her ,"Put some cheese in it ,and you will...

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saimithra @saimithra (92) • Guinea-Bissau 10 Feb 07

Instructions: 1. Read a question once and only once 2. Give your answer the same number as that of the question. 3. Correct answers will be give only after everybody I expect to take the quiz will post their...

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saimithra no... try it once again.. i'll give u another chance...

13 Feb 07

saimithra @saimithra (92) • Guinea-Bissau 2 Feb 07

wat ll i earn by givin +/-s to other's responses??? could u plz expalin me in detail abt this as i'm new to mylot...

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saimithra hey thanx a lot dude...

11 Feb 07

dementia88 @dementia88 (900) • United States 7 Dec 06

Tell me some quotes you really like

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saimithra Try to be perfect ... keeping in mind that no one is perfect !!! EXPERIENCE is the name every one gives to their mistakes...." Appreciation is an expensive gift which should be given freely Smile. It may be the ray of sunshine that someone needs in...

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Deane_2005 @Deane_2005 (1644) • Philippines 7 Jan 07

"The best part of being inlove is when you lvoe a person and be happy bout it, even if that person can never be yours, even if you know that it can't last forever! that's the true essense of love. It's not about winning someone ,...

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saimithra If "U" loVe someone, be sUre 2 teLl thEm eveRy daY; becaUse oNe Day "U" migHt nOt bE abLe 2 telL thEm becAuse iT was toO laTe anD thEy arE no lonGer theRe.... --- one of my fav quotes!!! Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is...." It takes...

11 Feb 07

sudhar @sudhar (84) • India 7 Oct 06

whose quotes are famous and different from others? put one from ur fav. author.

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saimithra "NevEr arGue wiTh a foOl. PeoPle migHt nOt kNow thE difFereNce...." "WhEn you r riGht, no oNe rememBers... WhEn you r wroNg, no onE forgEts!!!" Time is very slow for those who wait, very fast for those who are scared, very long for those who...

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ossie16d @ossie16d (11821) • Australia 26 Nov 06

QUOTES Statistics are human being with the tears wiped off. Paul Brodeur If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll regret tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henry Youngman The cat could very well be man’s...

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saimithra Indifferent The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it’s indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it’s indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it’s indifference "If you tell a man...

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rosebug23 @rosebug23 (1906) • Australia 13 Oct 06

Dance like no one's wathching sing like no one's listening andlive like there's no tomorrow

favourite quote

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saimithra Dont judge any person by his wealth, rather judge him by his thoughts... My fav by richard bach You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however. ? Illusions LiFe!!! "TaKe LiFe as iT...

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saimithra @saimithra (92) • Guinea-Bissau 10 Feb 07

Instructions: 1. Read a question once and only once 2. Give your answer the same number as that of the question. 3. Correct answers will be give only after everybody I expect to take the quiz will post their...

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saimithra xcellant... gud try... bt ur 3rd answer is wrong... just check it out...

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brendalee @brendalee (6082) • United States 30 Nov 06

Did you hear about the Alabama teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want...

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saimithra gud one... here r some more jokes... hope u ppl njoy it... After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it." A British doctor...

10 Feb 07

saimithra @saimithra (92) • Guinea-Bissau 10 Feb 07

Instructions: 1. Read a question once and only once 2. Give your answer the same number as that of the question. 3. Correct answers will be give only after everybody I expect to take the quiz will post their...

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anshul1912 @anshul1912 (256) • India 22 Jan 07

On a ship, the Project manager (PM)s of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys.They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts. The Companys American...

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saimithra A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch...

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roque20 @roque20 (518) • Philippines 10 Feb 07

A man usually extremely critical, one day made a point of addressing his wife "an angel." She was pleased, but puzzled, over it all day and in the evening inquired as to the unexpected honor. "Well," retorted the husband. "for...

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saimithra Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it? Answer: Take one cigarette and...

10 Feb 07

Hello_Sonu @Hello_Sonu (624) • India 16 Dec 06

a sardar was reading the book ?????? did u understand tell me hows the joke.

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saimithra Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Keep it Up Banta Singh : Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta...

9 Feb 07

bbava6104 @bbava6104 (50) • Pakistan 31 Oct 06

a sardar in an interview " i want 1 lac salary , a flat and car" boss, "i will give you 5 lac ,2 flats and 3 cars " sardar, "mazaq kion karday o sir ?" boss, "shru kinay kita c ."

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saimithra A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji. Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the...

9 Feb 07

anshnav @anshnav (479) • India 8 Feb 07

once there was a sardar he was drinking water.... why a sardar cannot drink water also you want joke in that too ? shame on you.

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saimithra Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is travelling from Moscow to TurbanPore [Capital of Khalistan] by Cathy Pacific. Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time. Gulati : "Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't...

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