Joke of 2006!!

This one's a little bad, but I liked it! A bear goes into the forest to "do his business". Well, he gets out there and realizes the only leaves are poisin ivy leaves, so of course he doesn't want to use that. So he looks around, no toilet paper, nothing, he doesn't want to use his paw. So the bear roars really loud and attracts the attention of a rabbit. The curious rabbit asks the bear "do you need any help?" and the bear responds, "Well, that depends...Does poop stick to your fur???" Ha ha ha ha!

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."