dolphix

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Romania • Age 49

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TV Review – The Walking Dead – Not Tomorrow Yet

Arthur Chappell @arthurchappell (44998) • Preston, England 10 Mar 16

Season 6 Episode 12 – spoiler alerts A particularly violent episode with predominantly human blood spilt rather than zombies as the war between the Alexandria-Hilltop Alliance and Negan’s Saviours reaches a deadly peak. Rick...

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dolphix Season 6 Episode 12 – spoiler alerts A particularly violent episode with predominantly human blood spilt rather than zombies as the war between the Alexandria-Hilltop Alliance and Negan’s Saviours reaches a deadly peak. Rick returns initially to Alexandria...

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Yo Mama Jokes

hassanchop @hassanchop (820) • United States 3 Jan 07

Post your Yo Mama jokes. I'll give 'best response' to whoever makes me laugh the hardest. Made-up or not doesn't matter to me, as long as the whole thread doesn't just consist of copy and paste. Try to name them off the top of...

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dolphix Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said...

3 Jan 07

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Why am I so depressed on my birthday??

BellasmamaTiff @BellasmamaTiff (2544) • United States 2 Jan 07

Today is my birthday, and nobody remembered really.....nobody but two exes......I have been really depressed since I woke up this morning. I just felt like crying the minute I opened my eyes. I know once you reach a certain age...

birthday

depression

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dolphix Maybe u are depressed 'cause another year gone but ... don't worry ... if u are only 22 u will have alot of "depressed day"

3 Jan 07

Technology

KrauseHome @KrauseHome (36448) • United States 3 Jan 07

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of it." A...

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dolphix hahahah goog joke i will tell my mom don't ever do this ;)

3 Jan 07

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Greed the source of corruption

s sivasubrahmanyam @shivamani10 (11035) • Hyderabad, India 27 Nov 15

Jeessa Lyn has rightly pointed out that it is the Greed which is the source of Corruption. S. she is right. This has been the source of corruption from time immemorial. Here the main point of consideration lies in the fact that we...

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dolphix Jeessa Lyn has rightly pointed out that it is the Greed which is the source of Corruption. S. she is right. This has been the source of corruption from time immemorial. Here the main point of consideration lies in the fact that we , the people choose our...

27 Nov 15

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Been Away For A While

Shannon @fawkes62 (1276) • United States 27 Nov 15

I've been away from here for a while and probably won't be able to be on much for most of this month. I started working longer hours this week than what I normally do, so I haven't been home as much by myself. Starting Monday, I...

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dolphix I've been away from here for a while and probably won't be able to be on much for most of this month. I started working longer hours this week than what I normally do, so I haven't been home as much by myself. Starting Monday, I will be aiming for working 30...

27 Nov 15

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Another good one

cute_missmary @cute_missmary (3866) • United States 21 Dec 06

*If a cat crosses you,* *when u r going somewhere,* *wat does it mean????* * * *?* * * *?* * * *?* * * *?* * * *?* * * * * *?* *It means * *that cat * *is also * *going...

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dolphix Bikes are Better Than Women 1) Riding a bike in public is not frowned upon. 2) Bikes never want to talk to you about how they feel. 3) Bikes don’t complain if things come up and you cannot be with them. 4) You can ride hard and fast or nice and...

2 Jan 07

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Night

cute_missmary @cute_missmary (3866) • United States 26 Dec 06

On their first Night Husband : Is it Really your First Night ? Wife : No actually it is First time at NIGHT..!

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dolphix I have a first time one ... read and laugh A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!" The bartender asks "Are you having a bad day?" The guy replies, "Nope, I'm celebrating my first bl0wjob!" The bartender...

2 Jan 07

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funnest jokes ever !! shoot your jokes here

humaaaa @humaaaa (1386) • Pakistan 18 Dec 06

An Indian, a lady and a Pakistani were travelling in a train one time. The train was going through a long tunnel and while in the dark suddenly there is a sound of a big kiss, which is followed by the sound of a slap. When the...

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dolphix What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

2 Jan 07

How smart is your dog?

stennisfoundation @stennisfoundation (96) • United States 12 Dec 06

Does your dog act like he/she understands every word you say? Does it look at you as if to say, "I'm going to talk any minute!" I'd like to hear some good "smart dog" stories.

dog stories

smart dogs

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dolphix Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second was an accountant, the third a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker. To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff."...

30 Dec 06

Joke of the day December 7th, 2006

wildguy2 @wildguy2 (1349) • Canada 11 Dec 06

Any blonde members don't be offended you will like this one. Smart Blonde A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired,...

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dolphix Types of computer viruses Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays...

30 Dec 06

Elephant jokes and other that you can tell you Children.

Marja @buenavida (9984) • Sweden 19 Dec 06

How do you know if you have an elephant in your refigerator? Footprints in the butter. How do you know there is an elephant in your mailbox? You cannot put the lid on. How do you put four elephants into a...

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dolphix Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance" Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them. Q: What does...

30 Dec 06

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jokes

aish0123 @aish0123 (142) • India 8 Dec 06

what is jokes

jokes

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dolphix A joke it's something like this Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during...

30 Dec 06

House Maid

cute_missmary @cute_missmary (3866) • United States 29 Nov 06

A lady lost 3 panties in her house. She asked her husband but he didn’t know. Husb asked maid. Maid replied: sir, u better know I dont wear panties

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dolphix I will add one too Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will...

30 Dec 06

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some of funkiest jokes........................bad jokes.............

snazzy_khurram @snazzy_khurram (61) • India 26 Dec 06

just visit this and laugh.............. www.nonvegsms.blogspot.com

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dolphix Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide. Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green: Let's look at the crocodile. It is long on the top and on the bottom, but it is green only on the top. Therefore, the crocodile is longer than it is...

30 Dec 06

Lawer joke(Really funny...Must reply ur comments)

karan1563 @karan1563 (428) • United States 11 Dec 06

Note: I have nothing against lawyers........ A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to...

joke

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dolphix Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck! Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? A:...

30 Dec 06

Sick Jokes!

ErrollLeVant @ErrollLeVant (4353) • United States 4 Dec 06

I love shaggy dog stories. Here is one for you: A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back. Through the fog, he sees an upright casket...

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dolphix Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books Chocolate Chip Cookies: Ingredients: 1. 532.35 cm3 gluten 2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3 3. 4.9 cm3 refined halite 4. 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride 5. 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11 6. 177.45 cm3...

30 Dec 06

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Entertainment Joke

jearnst @jearnst (248) • United States 10 Nov 06

Rate the joke 0 being bad, 5 being good. average will be put out, the one that gets the closest gets a great response. Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce --That comment about Elton being "twice the woman"...

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dolphix A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first...

30 Dec 06

Blonde Jokes

rmuxagirl @rmuxagirl (7548) • United States 9 Oct 06

Tell you your best blonde joke and I'll decide the best.

blonde jokes

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dolphix One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not...

30 Dec 06