Technology

Oh this is funny KrauseHome but more so because it would probably happen more often than most people would think. A couple of years ago a friend left his phone in antoher town where his wife was studying at the time. She noticed it after he had left for their home and then giving him enough time to get home phoned his mobile # to tell him that he had left it behind and would be please call her. She made several calls to him during the day and each message was the same. Then when she finally talked to him on their landland that night, she was rather upset thinking that he had been ignoring her all day. LOL Thanks for sharing this one with us KrauseHome.

haha that a good joke but not very related to the topic yea lol

Brilliant, I just love that story. It is amazing what outrageously silly things we can all do at times, and of course this is a perfect example. Since you had his phone you could have looked up the number in the settings and rang him yourself.

Hahahhahaha. Thats funny. Shame the poor mom. But on amore serious not, we have a huge problem with cell phone theft in South Africa these days. Some cell phone companies now sell you a tracking service for when your phone gets stolen. Apparently, you can remove the SIM card, the tracker is built into the phone it self. So when the "new owner" phones with his new SIM card, the nerwork cancels the call and contract or pre-pay. That way that specific phone cannot ever be used again.

LOL no way!! hahahahahaha duuuuh!

hahahah goog joke i will tell my mom don't ever do this ;)

its really a funny joke but the topic or the discussion name is not at all suitable for it.but good one.

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A nice one ,tell me if mine is better then this , mine goes like this : A chemistry student asked his girl student ,"what is nitrate ? " , the girl blushed and said 100 dollars excluding the rent of the room.

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sound like somthing my mum would do,if my mum gets anything new,she got to get someone up to show her what to do and how to work it.

Oh good lord! That was a good one. LOL!

Hahahaha this is cute. I needed this laugh today. Thanks for that.

This was so funny. You really can see things like this happening in real life. Some people just don't have a grasp on technology.

good one! keep up the good work! post more of these they are realy time pass. it refreshes me from other hectic discussions!

hahaha that is do freakin' funnie:) hahaha did that really happen?

Oh wow. And you know what is scary, I would probably be just the person to do something like that! Being a mother, I'd quickly try to let my kid know where their cell phone was! Thanks for a refreshingly CLEAN joke!!!

LOL that was funny! The sad thing is...I can see that happening. LOL

FRiend, its a good joke and nice to know it.