Can u tell wht is this?
@cute_missmary (3866)
United States
23 responses
@leopardxtasy (2426)
• United States
29 Dec 06
that is santa painted on somebodys behind yall are nasty
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@kris182_2000 (5452)
• Canada
2 Jan 07
That picture is por-no and has been reported as such. Way to abuse the system.
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@sudhir60875 (223)
• India
5 Jan 07
AH..! Its nice to play jokes but not in such a kind of...
I guess that is santa but i request u to never post such kind of silly nasty jokes...Its a request....
@Hamlet333 (724)
• Pakistan
5 Jan 07
its a kind of painting of Santa Claus on something looking good.
@stud_muffin (270)
• India
5 Jan 07
Its really nasty.. that means santa only pukes never intakes except than......c--k...
@mridig (202)
• India
5 Jan 07
Blonde And Chimps
Mrid A blonde motorist was two hours from Sydney when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the blonde's car and asked, "Are you going to Sydney?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be delivered to Taronga Park Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your trouble."
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of Sydney when suddenly he was horrified. There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of the crowd.
With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What the hell are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but just as we arrived it looked like it was going to rain so we decided to see a movie instead."
@mridig (202)
• India
5 Jan 07
The Blondes Pigs
Mrid One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart.
So, the first blonde had an idea: She said, "I'll cut my pig's tail off, then we will know the difference." So she cut her pig's tail off.
That night the pigs got in a fight and one pig bit the other pig's tail off. The next morning the blonde had a solution, she said,"I'll just cut my pig's right back leg off." So, she did.
That night same thing; the pigs got in a fight and one pig bit the other pig's right back leg off. The next morning the blondes were real upset and finally decided to cut the back left leg from the pig, so she did.
That night the pigs got in a fight and one pig bit the other pig's back left leg off. The next morning the blondes were really upset and didn't know how they were going to tell their pigs apart. So, one of them stated, "I will cut my pig's right front leg off. Then we can tell our pigs apart." So, she did.
That night the pigs got in a fight and one pig bit the other pig's right front leg off. The blondes were really upset and decided the only logical explanation would be to cut the remaining leg off one pig. So, they did.
That night the pigs got in a fight and one pig bit the other pig's only leg off. The next morning when the blondes awoke they were devastated. Finally, the other blonde spoke up and said, "How about you take the white one and I'll take the black one."