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By precy828
@precy828 (1294)
Philippines
December 30, 2006 5:59am CST
DEATH WISH
A woman was walking through the woods when she came across a rusty old lamp. The woman being so curious, immediately picked it up and rubbed it. Then suddenly a genie appeared saying he would grant the lady three wishes. The catch was, for every wish, her husband would get the same 10 times over. The woman said, "for my first wish, I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world." The genie warned her, "Your husband will be the most handsome man in the world and women will flock to him." the woman replied, "That's okay, I trust my husband." So. poof!-she bacame the most beautiful woman in the world. After that, "for my second wish, I want to be the riches woman in the world." The genie said, "that will make your husband 10 times richer than you." "That's okay, we will share our money," said the woman. Poof!- she bacame the most riches woman in the world. The genie then inquired about her last wish. The woman said, "Hmm...I'd like a mild heart attack." =p
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@ricky1209 (1675)
• India
3 Jan 07
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again.
Soldier: Do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR!
@mridig (202)
• India
6 Jan 07
Daxe Capabilities
Load A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the Australian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
