another joke...have fun...
By precy828
@precy828 (1294)
Philippines
December 30, 2006 6:02am CST
HAPPY HOUR
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir," replies the bartender. "that'll be one peso." "Piso!" exclaims the customer. The Barman replies, "Yes." So the guy glances over the menu and asks, "Can i have the crispy pata and a plate of sizzling sisig?" " Certainly, Sir." replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money." "How much?" inquires the guy. "four pesos," the bartender replies. "FOUR PESOS!" exclaims the guy, obviously thrilled at his good fortune. Where's the guy who owns the place?" The bartender replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy asks, What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing with his business." =p
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@mridig (202)
• India
6 Jan 07
No Pants
Load One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on!
So he goes up to his grandpa and says "Grandpa, do you realize that you're not wearing any pants?" His grandpa replies "Yes Jimmy, I do."
Jimmy then says "Well, why are you outside without any pants on Grandpa?"
His grandpa looks at Jimmy and responds "Well Jimmy, yesterday I sat outside without a shirt to long, and I got a stiff neck. This was your grandma's idea."
@mridig (202)
• India
6 Jan 07
Genie's Wish
Load A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glcass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.
"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"OK, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie replied.
"You know what, genie, maybe we can repay you by making one of YOUR wishes come true... what's your wish, genie?" the husband said.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had daxe with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"
"35," she replied.
"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing!"
