jokes
By classact
@classact (1394)
India
4 responses
@kavita23 (2995)
• India
31 Jan 07
Mother: What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Student: The brain is a wonder full thing
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class!
happy mylot day.
@kavita23 (2995)
• India
31 Jan 07
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil :Mice
TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
Pupil : Twins !
TEACHER : What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil : Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !
happy mylot day.
@1986ankush (1241)
• India
31 Jan 07
thanks for creating such a great discussion... i am glad to post in this tag.. thank you once again.. keep creating such a great discussion..
i dont have any jok right now...
@1986ankush (1241)
• India
23 Jan 07
thank you for creating such a great discussion.. i love to reply in this tag.. thank you for sharing with us...
sorry i dont have right now...