Do u fart?

of course it's natural for people to fart. you might be abnormal if you don't fart. how many times...? different times on different situation! lol! but not too much... might cause air pollution! lol!

Ok thats a funny question, but don't you know we women don't fart. LOL

we would explode if we didnt ha ha.

I fart whenever my body wants to, I don't make plans for it to happen. It happens whenever it wants to happen, I don't control it.

yes i do... fluctuate..

What's a fart? I wouldn't know what they're like.

Hell Yeah! I try to eat the food that will make me fart more and smellier so that I offend anyone I can during the day, whoever created us must have had a chuckle to themselves when they added the fart to the mix!

what? do i have to count on how many times i fart? does anyone do that? me i dont know i just fart whenever i need to. and yes all of us fart im just not sure with the counting..lol..

Recently I was invited to one of her Majesties garden parties. I was standing in a marquee enjoying a rather tasty cucumber sandwich when the Queen came upt o speak with me. Half way through the conversation she let one go. I have to say it was the worst smelling fart ever, if fact it was so bad I kept gagging. Obviously concerned by my visible discomfort the Queen leaded forward to ask if I was unwell. At that moment I could no longer stop myself and I vomited violently. Unfortunately, most of this vomit hit the Queen, over her face and down the front of her dress. I was so shocked and embarrassed I had to walk away quickly mumbling profuse apologies. Do you think I have ruined my chances of a knighthood? all the best urban

wooooow farting is best feeling in world . lts so normal to fart. Sometimes l fart up to 10 times or more a day. l think the main issue is to avoid farting in public coz it kinda offend other people.

Ofcourse its natural to fart, but i dont fart daily , when ever i eat a little bit extra only then i will be doing this, normally i wont be doing this every now and then

yaaaaaa.... Note : The best fart = Sounds a lot = with no smell The middle fart = Sounds little = little smell The worst fart = Soundless = worst smell

YUP...all the time...i have gass right now accually...lol...juss kidding....but yes..i do fart...everyone dose...some more than others im sure...but its a great relief...who dont want to fart....and plus...everybody likes their own brand...lmao..XD

of course i fart.just as you fart.just like everybody farts.of course it is normal.I don't know how many times a day.I never count.Do you?I believe it depends of what you eat.

Sure, everybody has experienced it. How many times a day depend on what you have taken. I believe if you take a lot of vegetables and fruits you will fart very ofen that day. When you are farting in public the sound made will be quite embarrassing.

just ocassionally

hahahaa that funny man, i dont count how many times i do it but whenever i eat beans i do it a lot and by lot means a lot