philospher
By satyamss
@satyamss (870)
India
January 5, 2007 4:22pm CST
The First Law of Philosophy
For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.
The Second Law of Philosophy
They're both wrong.
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Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
Answer: An offer you can't understand.
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Question: What is a recent philosophy Ph.D.'s usual question in his or her first job?
Answer: "Would you like french fries with that, sir?"
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If you put two philosophers in a room, you get two opinions, unless one of them is Eddy Zemach, in which case you get seven opinions. (Apologies to Winston Churchill)
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4 responses
@lakheysub (847)
• India
8 Jan 07
good one!
keep up the good work!
post more of these they are realy time pass.
it refreshes me from other hectic discussions!
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
15 Feb 07
College Grads
A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much it cost?"
A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
@vissu295_1986 (376)
• India
8 Jan 07
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
@vissu295_1986 (376)
• India
8 Jan 07
sardar joke
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
