Can I ask you...........
By Dissposition
@Dissposition (469)
Canada
January 5, 2007 6:16pm CST
....if you were a donut...what kind of donut would you be? Why?
***I think this should be a Harvard level "personality" test!...such a fun question!****
I'd be a hawiian sprinkle...but I'd be resting on the top of an old fashioned plain pastery, instead of the traditional "dip" style pastery!...if you could all see my tattoos you'd see that I resemble the topping of my chosen donut and I'm alot more like the "old fashioned" donut when yer done with the icing!
peace...LOL!
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@brokentia (10389)
• United States
6 Jan 07
I now hate my laptop!!! You would not believe how much I typed and I accidently touched the finger pad and it thought I wanted to go back a page! So when I made it go back forward, it was all gone!!!! Grrrrrrr
So I am going to try again. But there is no way it will be as good as a response.:(
Wow! Tough question!!! There are so many wonderful doughnuts out there and all so good!
OK, I couldn't be an old fashioned doughnut because I no way near plain.
I couldn't be a glazed doughnut because even though classic is part of my personality, it does not properly portray who I am.
I couldn't be a bear claw (this is a doughnut right?) because I am not vicious.
I can't be a powdered doughnut because I am no where near white in color...I am actually an almond color. :)
But I could not be a maple doughnut that is close to my coloring because I can not stand maple syrup! Even the smell of it makes me wrinkle my nose!
Can't be a bavarian creme even though it is soft, sweet, and filled with a wonderful creme, because it is also a powdered doughnut. *sigh*
Did I say this was hard?
OK, since I can't be a bavarian, close to that is a Boston Creme but I do not like that filling as much as the pudding in the chocholate eclair.
But I can't be a chocolate eclair because that is what someone else said, and if you knew me, you know I am not like many others out there.
The Long John is close to the chocolate eclair without the pudding filling...but that name just sounds so perverse that it should be reserved for a man's choice. LOL And now I am glad it is puding filling and not creme filling after that statement! hahahaha
Wait!!! I've got it!!! hehehehe
I would be a Lemon Filled doughnut that is glazed! Because the glazed covers the doughnut showing the nice golden color but also a shine like when I have just put on some lotion. :) It is sweet but like me, it can also have a slight sour bite. ha ha BUT....I want to be sitting next to the chocolate eclair in the box. Because you put us together and we are a perfect combination that would have you on a sugar high for hours!!!! hahahahahaha
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@brokentia (10389)
• United States
6 Jan 07
What? You wouldn't want to be a hawaiian cinnamon roll? Because you can't resist unrolling it. And the more you unroll it, the longer it gets.
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@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
...how bout a hawwiian long john?...LOL!...awsome answer!
and ritght down to yer "reserved" spot in the box!...NICE!
@brokentia (10389)
• United States
6 Jan 07
Oh! And that was not my thought about the cinnamon roll...my partner made me say it. LOL
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@dutchess67 (917)
• United States
6 Jan 07
I believe that I'd be a cream filled chocolate covered pastry. Plain old pastry, a little sweet on top with a lot of yummy filling that comes out when you really sink your teeth into it.
*blushes*.... God, what a question! Should have left this one alone! lol
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@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
LOL..I never learned that some things are just not meant to be asked!...LOL
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@ElusiveButterfly (45940)
• United States
6 Jan 07
A honey-glazed donut. Sweet on the outside, tender on the inside. : )
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
and real sticky sometimes...LOL!
...maybe I should add glaze to my donut concoction!
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@abaskamal (149)
• Malaysia
6 Jan 07
I really like the cream filled donuts too.
I want to be a normal sugar coated donut but with the best tasting filling in the world!
@kornordie (119)
• Romania
6 Jan 07
ok...now I just got hungry...I'm 'a go grab some donuts now...damn it...I'm on a diet!!!!lol
@purposedriven (842)
• United States
6 Jan 07
Interesting question. If I was a donut, I would be a cookies and cream filled pastry with a twist. I would be this because of my unique style and creativity. My friends say that I grab anyone's attention instantly because of the person I am, so a cookies and cream filled pastry will be ideal.
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
One unique donut!...I like cookies n cream ice cream...it would probably rok in a donut!...nice work!
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@britshmons (76)
• Ukraine
6 Jan 07
for me it dose not matter if is old fashion donut or not,but what matter is that if feel comfortable with it
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
nice answer!....."be the donut that "feels" best and "right" for you...what ever flavor that is!
peace
@gifana (4833)
• Portugal
6 Jan 07
I, myself, would prefer to be a donut hole. It has more substances and no hole whatsoever. I would prefer that it be a molasses donut with no sprinklings or anything whatsover. Just a plain, old donut hole. What you see is what you get.
@eslproofreader (517)
• United States
6 Jan 07
That was my answer, too! A donut 'hole' is not a hole at all; it's a donut heart. The donuts are really the left-overs after the hearts are cut out.
@farocop44 (447)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
Clearly your choice of which donut you would be would also likely be the donut you enjoy the most. However if a Harvard Grad Student tried to identify your personality based on your choice of donut then they might want to quit school and open a Tim Hortons. I would prefer to be a powdered donut with Venitian filling.
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
LOL!...it's probably why they don't use it!
....n probably why I only went to college!
LOL!
peace!
@bindishah (2062)
• India
6 Jan 07
Bavarian cream filled donut which would be chocolate dipped with sprinkles on it:)
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
very artistic combo! You are decadent yet a little wild n colorfull?
tell me if i'm right....
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
yummy...all this donut talk and responding to donut talk...I NEED A DONUT!
LOL!
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
hi friend....check on the internet..go to TimHortons.com or KrispyKream.com and do a search....they are delicious snak foods! little round sweet & yummy treats!
peace friend
Dissposition
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
LOL!...that is okay
nobody has to be a donut!
lol!...peace friend
Dissposition
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
jelly donuts rok!!!...my fav is strawberry!
would you be a "particular" kind o' jelly?
@seejay86 (13)
• Australia
6 Jan 07
Kind of a weird question, I think... and in trying to formulate a response, I have successfully grossed myself out several times; as well as putting myself in fits of laughter as the way I'm approaching this question.
So, I don't think I'd like to be any kind of donut really:
* I wouldn't like to be covered in cinnamon-sugar, glaze, icing, or other nondescript sticky substances.
* I wouldn't like be fried in oil and then a hole punched through my middle, or a tube stuck in there which subsequently pumps me full to bursting with jam, custard, or other nondescript viscous substances, and
* I certainly would not like to be sold at dime-a-dozen rates to the general public to be snacked upon with coffee and milkshakes, or to shut up undeserving children for 5 minutes while their parents contemplate why they took them shopping.
It's been a good few hours pondering the response to this question, I hope you all get as much of a kick out of my perspective as I did.
Cheers-
seejay
@Polly1 (12645)
• United States
6 Jan 07
Thats a tough question. I think I would be a chocolate eclair. Soft with a sweet creamy filling. Chocolate on top as an added bonus of sweetness. I am sure glad you found all of us here at Mylot, you being here sure spices things up around here, things were getting boring. Haha!!
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
DUN DUN DAHHHHHH!
oh oh here come some tattooed folk...there goes the neighbourhood!
...LOL!
thank you from the bottom of this hawiian sprinkled tattooed heart o' mine!
Dissposition
ps...glad I found you guys too!
@anja31 (708)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
I prefer for an boston cream, for me that are the best donust. Chocalate on the top cream inside.
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
that is sooo wat I'd be if I wasn't already a Hawiian!
you guys rok...ALL of you!
peace
@manong05 (5027)
• Philippines
6 Jan 07
It took me a few seconds to pause and asked myself, how in the world can people ask questions like this! Anyway an honest question demands an honest answer so what kind of donut?hmmmmm I want to be a very very simple kind of donut, no toppings, no icing, no sugar coat, no nothing. And yes, it must be coupled with a cup of brewed black coffee.lol
You are one of a kind.
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
thank you kindly!
...and I am a strange one...I dunno where I came from!...LOL!
peace friend
...LOL!(again)
...with this part of my immagination I'm soon starting on writing and illustrating my first children's book!..I can't wait!
@saleemangel (125)
• India
6 Jan 07
donut why would be donut only offcourse its u r life whatever u want to be u can i like to be an hot dog
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
...and people think "I" am original!
(I can't believe I'm sayin this)......GOOD FOR YOU FER BEIN A HOT DOG!!!!!...it is always good to be original...that's what I think...so KUDOS!
LOL! LOL! LOL!
peace friend
Dissposition
@eaforeman6 (8979)
• United States
6 Jan 07
I would be a colored sprinkle....bright colors.....mmmmmmm thinking doughnuts are a good idea....
@happymommy6 (35)
• United States
6 Jan 07
OOO...yummmm....I think I'd be one of those old fashion chocolate glaze ones they have at Krispy Creme. I'm fairly conservative and a little old fashion but tons of fun and fairly yummy....ummm...wait...Well I don't know about the yummy part. Oh yeah and I'm brown! LOL!
@Dissposition (469)
• Canada
6 Jan 07
that's why I figured I'd opt out on being a boston ceram...bein that I'm not so chocolate...mybe if the had a "pastey boston cream"...LOL!