sardarji.... why always they?
By dihearted
@dihearted (2688)
India
17 responses
@ndraj_2006 (1422)
• India
6 Jan 07
I love my country more than my life. i think my god & my religion is best & first in world. if that god attcks on my country i will fight with him. i will not accept defeat if even my god tries to destroy my country.
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@smbilalshah (1316)
• Pakistan
7 Jan 07
well almost every race has got another race in its jokes like here they use sardars or pathans in their jokes as stupid beings in the arab world they use afros and the same is the case with other parts of the world so what can we do?
@deepakraj83 (180)
• India
7 Jan 07
do u know why jokes created on sardarji because they laugh very badly any one can come and ask what was the joke pls tell me pls pls.and there speaking style is very funny,they change some hindi words to punjabi which is very intersting to hear.
jokes r not only made on punjbi is it made on bangali,madrasi,bangali,gujrati and americans.
@km28577 (2)
• India
7 Jan 07
Its really bad to involve Sardarjis in every jokes. Ofcourse they have a good sense of humor. And also I would like to add one more point about Sardarjis that I have not seen any Begger among the Sardarjis. They know how to live and make their lives.
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@vinu123 (224)
• India
7 Jan 07
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@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
21 Feb 07
How about this one. You can add other bits to it and it can last as long as you like :-
A young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.
BUMP........
BUMP.......
BUMP........
He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a coffin.
Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He could feel the coffin gaining on him, He started walking faster.........
BUMP........BUMP......
BUMP........BUMP.....
BUMP........BUMP......
The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard the coffin speed up after him......
BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...
He started to sprint, but so did the coffin.
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP....
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, His hand trembling; he managed to open the lock. He dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair. Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continue its chase.....
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREEC...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREEC...
In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP......
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP......
The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges. The coffin stood in the doorway, and then started to approach the young terrified lad.
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREEC...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREEC...
In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet. He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin….still it came……
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREEC...
He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it… still it came…..
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREEC...
He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it...still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREEC...
He grabbed some Benilyn cough mixture and threw it........
The coffin stopped.
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
23 Jan 07
Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's place in a brand new red Ferrari.
Banta: Wow Santa, What a car! Where did you get it from?
Santa: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful lady came in this car and asked me - "want a ride Mr. Singh ?" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr Singh. Take anything."
Banta is quite excited and asks: "What did you do Santa?"
Santa: I took the car.
Banta: good show - you wouldn't have fit into her clothes!
@magarboyz (568)
• Nepal
7 Jan 07
may b bcoz sardar are more famous all over the world and they have a unique humor that makes them more funny...
@inderdeep (69)
• United States
13 Jan 07
jokes mainly created on sardars because Hindus don't have guts to make jokes on themselves, the person who can make joke on themselve has no fear, and teaches you a big lesson when overpass your limit
@Reviver (339)
• Romania
7 Jan 07
A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'
Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.
'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'
The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'
@prafulla107 (435)
• India
13 Jan 07
I think this is beacause they are unique and are naturally funny . I have come across a few in my life as well . And they are good humoured and take the jokes in good fun . We know that it's not to hurt anyone's sentiments ..
@ara_wind (12)
• India
7 Jan 07
From my point of view jokes are meant just for humor, ok think of any joke on some other persons do u get that sort of fun which u get it on sardar, I dodn't think so. Jokes are just meant for humor read them and forget them on whom ever it is ........ just for fun man!!!