What’s your funniest T-shirt or coffee mug saying?

@StarBright (2798)

United States

October 1, 2006 5:14pm CST

I saw a t-shirt the other day that had me in stitches. It said: “It’s better to have loved and lost than to be married for life to a psycho” Have you seen similar t-shirts or mugs that made you laugh out loud? Please share.

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14 responses

• United States

28 Nov 06

here are a couple i like... stop repeat offenders, don't re-elect them in america anyone can be president, that's one of the risks you take my favortie... where there's a will... i want to be in it

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@StarBright (2798)

• United States

30 Nov 06

Thank you for those. I love all of them. I'm with you on the will.

@bhchy1 (6047)

• United States

17 Oct 06

Mine says "If I snap...you'll be the first to go"...hehehe

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

19 Oct 06

Thank you for your response. I should have this one when my kids were teens. LOL

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

19 Oct 06

In fact, I can think of a few other times when it will come in handy. Maybe I will look for this one. LOL

@loved1 (5328)

• United States

19 Oct 06

There are days that I should have this tattooed across my forehead. lol

@loved1 (5328)

• United States

11 Oct 06

My favorite coffee mug says "I'd rather be drinking tequila". I saw a t- shirt one day with a smiley face on it. The smiley had a big greyish rectangle over it's mouth. The shirt read "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver". I just laughed & laughed.

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

12 Oct 06

Tequila beats coffee any day, thank you. The t-shirt is cute, too.

@loved1 (5328)

• United States

12 Oct 06

If you add a banana or Strawberries to the blender couldn't you consider it breakfast? lol

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

19 Oct 06

And it shall be called a vacation day. LOL

@yogeshchhikara (594)

• Hong Kong

12 Oct 06

whatever logo there's but we love to wear t-shirts,, aren't we

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

12 Oct 06

T-shirts are fun. I like to read t-shirts on people passing by. I am amazed at some of the things people wear. It makes the world very interesting.

@yogeshchhikara (594)

• Hong Kong

13 Oct 06

exactly?????

@trebor69 (328)

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12 Oct 06

"if the sh*t fits, wear it"

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@StarBright (2798)

• United States

12 Oct 06

Thanks. The typo works too. Cute.

@yogeshchhikara (594)

• Hong Kong

12 Oct 06

I thibk better when i'm drunk??

@yogeshchhikara (594)

• Hong Kong

12 Oct 06

sorry it's gone wrong it's( i think better when i'm drunk

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@pendragon (3349)

• United States

28 Nov 06

Alarm clock bad, coffee good. On a mug,of course,lol.

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

30 Nov 06

LOL. That one works every day Monday thru Friday. Thanks.

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

30 Nov 06

LOL. That one works every day Monday thru Friday. Thanks.

@sweet_angel (475)

• India

24 Oct 06

Som of ma favourites is " Despite the look on my face you are stil talking????" "I never make mistakes, i thought i did once...But i waz mistaken"

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

31 Oct 06

Thank you for your response. Both of those are funny and can be very appropriate at times.

@banta78 (4326)

• India

23 Oct 06

My funniest tshirt didn't say anything but had faces of animals drawn on them looking stupid.

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

23 Oct 06

Thank you for your response. Children and animals are always steal the show.

@bhbirdie6 (1765)

• United States

17 Oct 06

There is this t-shirt with a cartoon of a man with a Jesus like beard and it says "Beards... they grow on you". I just thought that was incredibly clever.

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

19 Oct 06

Thank you for your response. Cute.

@Weasel_Sponge (1069)

• Canada

17 Oct 06

My favourite one is "I see dumb people." I hope you've seen The Sixth Sense or that will make no sense at all.

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

19 Oct 06

Thank you for your response. LOL. If I see that one, I will definitely buy it. I loved that movie. And, yes, I do see dumb people. All the time!!! LOL

@tentwo67 (3382)

• United States

21 Oct 06

Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

23 Oct 06

Thank you for your response. Love it! Except, I would probably extend the time to 30 minutes. I need more than a 5 minute break. LOL

@grump0ne (979)

• United States

23 Oct 06

I have one that says "If I got smart with you, how would you know?" but the one i like best is "I'm not good with names, so I'll just call you dumb @#$%"

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

31 Oct 06

Thank you for your response. Both of those are great! Love them both!

@manno855 (155)

• India

24 Oct 06

What if men start giving birth to children. see this How would the world like then. What If your wife will tell you "Honey take rest and eat well" http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/114592.aspx

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

31 Oct 06

Thank you for your response. LOL. We know the answer to that one. Zero population.

@alinageo (309)

• Romania

30 Nov 06

lick me

@StarBright (2798)

• United States

24 Dec 06

And the humor comes in when everyone responds with "You've got to be kidding!" right?