Sardar and the titanic

that was nice but was there any sardarji in real titanic????

Once a Sardar called and the man at other end said " Who is it speaking". The Sardar quietly replies " You are only speaking". Once Sardar went to a market asking for a big bucket. The shopkeeper gave him another small bucket and said it was free. The Sardar immediately returned the Bigbucket and said "I want only the smaller one".

For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously 1. A day without sunshine is like, night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 4. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 7. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. 9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. 10. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 11. Remember: half the people you know are below average. 12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? 13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool. 14. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 15. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 16. Eagles may soar, but dogs don't get sucked into jet engines. 17. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 18. I intend to live forever -- so far so good. 19. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back. 20. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? 21. The only substitue for good manners is fast reflexes. 22. Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have. 23. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. 24. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 25. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 26. Experience is something you don't get until after you need it. 27. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. 28. Bills travel though the mail at twice the speed of checks. 29. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. 30. Realize that no matter what you do, the grocery store check-out line you're in will always take the longest. 31. No one is listening until you make a mistake. 32. Anything you buy will go on sale the next day. 33. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. 34. The colder the x-ray table the more of you body is required on it. 35. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. 36. The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach it. 37. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 38. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. 39. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. 40. Two wrongs are only the beginning. 41. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. 42. The sooner you fall behine the more time you'll have to catch up. 43. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 44. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 45. Get a new car for you spouse -- it'll be a great trade! 46. Plan to be spontaneous -- tomorrow. 47. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it! 48. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 49. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

nice joke !

Gifts One day The Lord spoke to Aadam. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said. Aadam looked at The Lord and replied, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new oragans for you, one is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eave. oamThe other organ I have for you is called a paenis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and 2007 populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to feb give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" The Lord looked upon hum Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time." ** Small Compensation A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own 005 shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on 22 my shirt again. If the wife 21 finds out, she’s gonna kill me.” “Not to worry,” says the ba07 rtender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.” So the drunk goes home and tells his ok wife feb jan about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds tjawo twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks. The drunk replies, “Oh, yea nh, he crapped in my pants, too.”

orah Scholar A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Torah scholar," he replies. "A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?" "I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us." "And how will you buy her a beautiful feb engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father. "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us." "And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?" "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancee. The conversation proceeds like this, and ok each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide. Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?" The father answers, "He has no job 22 and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God." ************ Whatcha Got There? An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" The boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire." The old man says "What you gonna 105 do with that?" The boy says "Gonna catch some chickens." The old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"

Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?' Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

thats a good joke man.

that is good joke broo. do you have any joke more????

a good one

that was nice joke man however i have heard it before also.

nice..joke yaar...