Thank God / myLot

By vissu295_1986

@vissu295_1986 (376)

India

January 9, 2007 12:02pm CST

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone: "Bring me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You f..l; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" "No" replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you id..t!" The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you ID..T?" "No!" replied the Managing Director angrily. "Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone!!

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huanghaozi

@huanghaozi (1472)

• Egypt

21 Feb 07

Angel Tradition One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Mrs. Clause was pissed that Santa was never around to appreciate all of the hard work she had been doing around the house. Santa decided he needed to go home, sit in front of a fire and relax. When he got there, Miss Clause was all up in his face and wouldn't let down. Then, there was a knock on the door. It was Rudolph. He said the reindeer were sick and tired of Santa not upgrading to the new lightweight sliegh and they were joining the elves walkout. Santa slammed the door and threatend "The next person who knocks on that door is gonna get it!" At that time, there was a knock on the door. Santa flung the door open and there stood a tiny little angel. The angel had been searching for the perfect Christmas tree for Santa's house all day long, until it found the perfect one. The little angel asked, "Santa, I was wondering where you would like me to stick this tree?" And that is the story of how the angel atop the tree tradition began.

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SK401001

@SK401001 (934)

• United States

1 Feb 07

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.'' So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution." ''Why?' asked the head nurse. "Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

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