Bad luck marriage (Joke) / myLot

Australia

January 9, 2007 5:39pm CST

I thought this one was brilliant! lol A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right there. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?" "What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck! Get away from me!"

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freesoul

@freesoul (3021)

• Egypt

19 Jan 07

Nice one but really harsh, It makes me think about real life and how things can be misunderstood :( it's sad that when we do the right thing sometimes others will think that it's all our fault. still it's very funny joke :)

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chikkadee

@chikkadee (372)

• Australia

15 Jan 07

hahhahahahaa Brilliant, well done :P

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dixielol

@dixielol (1579)

• United States

14 Jan 07

Haha, that's funny. Sounds just like something a man would say too, dont it?

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huanghaozi

@huanghaozi (1472)

• Egypt

21 Feb 07

little red wagon One day little Tommy was at the store with his mom and he seen a little red wagon and he runs to his mom and says "mommy please can I have that little red wagon" and his mother said "If you realy think that you diserve that little red wagon then I want you to write jesus and tell him why you think you should have it." so when they get home Tommy runs to his room and get a piece of paper and a pen and starts writing..."dear jesus. I've been a very very very very very good boy and I think I diserv that little red wagon". He stops writing and thinks"I shouldn't lie to jesus" so he crumbles up the note and throws it away and gets a new piece of paper and writes"jesuse I've been a pretty god boy and I think that i diserv to have that little red wagon and thinks, "I shouldn't lie to jesus". Thinks agin and crummbles up the paper and throws it away. He thinks and thinks and thinks untill he comes up with somthing. He runs out of the bedroom and down the steps,past is mother and out the door,he runs down the street untill he gets to a curch and walks to the plastic figures in the front of the curch and gets down on his knees and pretends to pray,he quickly puts the virgan marry figure in is poket and runs back home up the stairs and back to his room were he then gets a piece of paper and his pen and rights,"dear jesus,I got yo mamma and I better get that liitle red wagon!!!

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