WORDS WOMEN USE!! be aware of it or you will be in trouble ..........
By pratew3y
@pratew3y (1893)
India
January 14, 2007 6:52am CST
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"GO AHEAD- This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS- A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER- It's a woman's way of saying*!#@ YOU!
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@patrice7 (1191)
• United States
17 Jan 07
wow!. that is really funny but kinda accurate too. i believe in what you have posted because it applies to me too. i often find myself telling my boyfriend five minutes. lolz. five minutes is really 30 minutes or more!. you really got that right and if it pisses them off then id say WHATEVER!.
@Lydia1901 (16351)
• United States
17 Jan 07
Yep, that is about right too. I find myself using them sometimes.