What in the H&!! is going on?
By chunkers
@chunkers (1050)
United States
January 14, 2007 9:21pm CST
I've only been gone for a few weeks and the Doomsday Clock is being advanced by one minute next Wednesday! Come on, MyLot! I was planning on coming back sooner or later! Just because I was gone for a while is no reason to think the world is coming to an end! The Doomsday Clock was created in 1947 and was originally set at 15 minutes to midnight. Supposedly, when the clock reaches midnight, it will be the end of the world. Until next Wednesday, the clock is set for 7 minutes til midnight. They have been slowly advancing the minutes forward for the past 60 years, based upon advances in nuclear threats, war, plagues, etc. Now, if you ask me, it has nothing whatsoever about me being MIA from MyLot. It DOES have to do with GAYS, DRUGGIES, RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS, ISLAMIC MILITANT TERRORISTS, and your average run-of-the-mill idiot world leaders. The resulting consequences of sin include: AIDS, Gay marriages, Islamic dum-dums who hate the world because their religion forbids them from having fun like the rest of the world! (for example: they can't drink alcohol, eat pork, etc. so when they preach that they will be in a better place...hell....when they die, they are actually correct). In any event, don't worry, MyLot...I'm still here and will be here for sniper attacks every now and then. Please don't forward the Doomsday Clock on my account!
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15 responses
@Lakota12 (42600)
• United States
15 Jan 07
I dont remeber hearing about the Dooms day Clock.
but now I looked it up and it has been changed 17 times since 1947 forward during a crisis time and back when they think it is safe . one time in the 50s they set it 2 min. to 12 when us and some one else did tests . I guess that they thought the world would really in then.
lol well welcome back anyhow hope they dont set the clock by you.
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@marciascott (25529)
• United States
18 Jan 07
Yea!!! he's back. I did kind of miss him he is the funny Guy on Mylot. He ought to get paid good just for his humoring everyone.
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
15 Jan 07
What do you mean "What the freak are you talking about now"? Can't you understand English? Although you are from California, that doesn't necessarily mean you speak, nor understand, English. So I will pardon you if you can't read the English language. It's pretty self-explanatory for the average person, but I will slow it down just for you...as you might have been one of those children who exacted "special attention" from the teachers in school. I s..a..i..d....oh, he$$! I can't remember, get someone to explain it to you! LOL Just kidding!
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@lilttownmommie (1473)
• United States
15 Jan 07
Why do you say that they are forwarding the clock on your account? Did you're ratings go down or something? That's interesting about the doomsday clock, I never heard any of that before. :)
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@marciascott (25529)
• United States
18 Jan 07
Laughter is good medicine, and he is the one to give it to everyone!
@ESKARENA1 (18261)
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15 Jan 07
wb my friend, mmmmmm controvercial as ever, i have so missed your sniping please dont leave us oh master of the abserd
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@mkirby624 (1598)
• United States
17 Jan 07
meh, who really believes that doomsday crap. humans don't know.
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@mkirby624 (1598)
• United States
20 Jan 07
precisely.
I bet the Bush's baked beans dog knows the exact date, but all he can think about is that damned bean recipe
@JustSimplyLissa (547)
• United States
15 Jan 07
o0 u totally lost me on this one... I didn't understand a freakn word well.. words yes, sentence not really... wth?? LOL
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@djbtol (5493)
• United States
19 Jan 07
Wow! I do not mean to be insensitive, but I did not even realize you were gone from mylot. Welcome back and have a nice day.
@Lydia1901 (16351)
• United States
17 Jan 07
Wow, that is something. I didn't know they'd do that when you go away for awhile. Thanks for letting me know, I'll keep that in mind.
@ShadowWalker (969)
• United States
21 Jan 07
Welcome back, Chunkers. You mustn't go away again we can't afford to lose anymore minutes on the doomsday clock. Seriously though isn't scary to know that the doomsday was bumped up one number because of all the shat that is going on?
@mansha (6298)
• India
18 Jan 07
Ha ha so chunkers someone did caught upwith, you. don't worry its not me. I wanted to tell you before that avoid answering or posting good for nothing words,but thought its better you learned from hit and trial. I think you must have gone and answered some silly posts as your own ones are okay. Infact I know it might hurt you but I have to tell you my earnings increased from 27$ to 29$ this month. I am happy, so listen to your buddies and tighten your belt and start ansering from your heart and not from the top of your head.
@chunkers (1050)
• United States
20 Jan 07
WHAT are you talking about? Someone is ALWAYS catching up with me, that's nothing new. But I don't post good for nothing posts. Do I? Aw, what the heck! I don't care bout the money. I'm here to give ya all something to think about, and to try to rock a few boats! LOL
@patootie (3592)
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20 Jan 07
I've never heard of the Doomsday Clock .. must be an American thing .. but if that's what it's all about I amsurprised we aren't already at 5 past midnight .. we are surely on borrowed time .. only needs onre more megalomaniac to throw a tantrum and well be right up the Swannee and no paddles ...
I sometimes avoid watching the news for a few days in case the end of the world has arrived overnight while I;m sleeping .. !
@itsjustmeb (1212)
• Canada
16 Jan 07
The doomsday clock? Did I miss something? Weird.
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@Idlewild (6090)
• United States
19 Jan 07
Well, I guess this all means that the world is going to hell in a handbasket.
Guess I should tell the milkman not to come, and I shouldn't renew my magazine subscriptions either, cause I don't know if they're refund my money in case of the cessation of human life on earth.
