I've been in a Mexican Jail.....Someone Owes Me A New Mercedes!

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The truth is, although the sale of Pikes Peak and the Colorado River went rather well (Pikes Peak is now 2' shorter and the Colorado River is down about 3"), I've been unable to enjoy the fruits of my labor. After making about $500,000 from my friends here on MyLot (via the sale of dirt and water in individually packaged 2 ounce vials) I bought a new Mercedes Benz and abscounded south of the border. I got as far as Tia Juana before being caught by the Federales. They threw me in jail where I was became the girlfriend to a my cellmate, Juan, while a mariachi band serenaded us 24 hours a day from a patio bar next to the jail. The Mexican police tore my car apart and found my money before releasing me for a "lack of evidence". It took 3 weeks for the US officials to release the extradition hold. The Chief of Police claimed my car had been stolen, but he gave me a ride to the border in a brand new Mercedes that looked a lot like the one I had "stolen". The Federales told me that a tipster from MyLot turned me in. So, I want to know who the rat is here on MyLot: you owe me $500,000, a new Mercedes E320, and the money to pay for an anal surgeon to repair the damage done to my rear chasis done by Juan.