What Is Your Favourite Saying

@wolfie34 (26771)
United Kingdom
January 17, 2007 3:58pm CST
My favourite saying is when something is useless I say "It's about as useful as a chocolate teapot" Do you have any funny, or unusal or favourite sayings which you use to describe things or is your motto in life? Please share!
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@korek222 (701)
• Poland
17 Jan 07
mine favourite one is a " Trying is a first step towards failure" by Hmer Simpson and "i didn't lie!!! i was writing fiction with my mouth" also by same yellow guy :)
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@wolfie34 (26771)
• United Kingdom
17 Jan 07
LOL! Good old Homer eh! One great character, thanks for sharing.
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@msqtech (15073)
• United States
17 Jan 07
I love the writers for the simpsons but they have to give him more credit
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@msqtech (15073)
• United States
17 Jan 07
I like to remind myself and others with " It is a great day to be alive" thanks for the opportunity
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@wolfie34 (26771)
• United Kingdom
17 Jan 07
Thanks for your response, appreciated.
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@weemam (13372)
1 Feb 07
when anyone in our family moan ( happens a lot lol ) I always say " no matter how bad you think you are , there is some one out there a lot worse than you "xx
@wolfie34 (26771)
• United Kingdom
1 Feb 07
Great saying to have, I wish I could use it more often when I'm feeling blue
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@emeraldisle (13139)
• United States
22 Jan 07
My favorite saying is: Any sufficiently advanced technology is undistinguishable from magic...Any sufficiently advanced magic is undistinguishable from technology. Not sure who first said it but I found it in a book that I was reading. Thought it was a very true statement and liked it. I've used it as a signiture online many times.
@wolfie34 (26771)
• United Kingdom
22 Jan 07
Wow, that is technical, thanks for sharing!
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25 Jan 07
My favourite at the moment is "if only closed minds came with closed mouths"
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@rosie_123 (6113)
3 Feb 07
Well, mine is not dissimilar to yours. When something is usless, I say "it's about as useful as a fish on a bicycle" :-)) And if someone is not picking things up very quickly, I admit I say that they are "a few sandwiches short of a picnic hamper"!. Cheers!
@minxy67 (2707)
17 Jan 07
My favourite saying is "what goes around, comes around" and I interpret it as if I do good I will get good back and vice versa, this is how I try to live my life. :)
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@wolfie34 (26771)
• United Kingdom
17 Jan 07
Bit like karma. Thanks for your response, appreciated.
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@eaforeman6 (8979)
• United States
1 Feb 07
life is like a big canvas, throw all the paint on it that you can.... that is one of my favorites....I have many but that is one of the top ones....
@crazynurse (7482)
• United States
3 Feb 07
I have never quite understood this saying, it is something that my grandmother used to say when something or someone made her very angry. I found the saying humorous and I continue using it (in her honor!). Here goes: He/She/that makes my a$$ crave hot buttermilk.
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@seewhy (231)
• Australia
17 Jan 07
My favourite saying is by Michael Pritchard: 'Fear is the little dark room where negatives are developed'
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@wolfie34 (26771)
• United Kingdom
17 Jan 07
Wise man! Great saying, thanks for sharing, will have to write these down so I can remember them properly.
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@Debs_place (10520)
• United States
3 Feb 07
useless sayings: Useful as a screen door in a submarine useful as a rubber crutch lying: He lies like a rug on being stupid: Stupidity should be painful Here's your sign (from one of the redneck comedians, who said when people do stupid things, we should give them a sign that says- I am stupid. on taking yourself to seriously: blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
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@RobinJ (2501)
• Canada
18 Mar 07
Hi Wolfie, I know this is an old post, but just had to answer it my favorite saying is "fill your boots". Usually used when some one wants to do some thing, and is looking for approval or permission. But if you think of it, it has a lot of potential. Enjoy your discussions Robin
@mummymo (23706)
6 Mar 07
When talking about good things I did my Grandad used to say " well she didn't lick it off the ground , did she" meaning that I must have got the talent from somewhere! Usually he took all the credit!
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18 Mar 07
"absolute power corrupts absolutely", this is actually a saying by Lord Acton in 1887 it comes from a letter he wrote to Bishop Mandell Creighton and the full context reads "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men" It's a very acurate observation.
@iamnumbed (164)
• Philippines
1 Feb 07
Dum Spiro, Spero. "While I breathe, I hope"
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• Philippines
1 Feb 07
Mine is "Life is a matter of perspective, either you complain because roses have thorns or you rejoice because thorns have roses" :)
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@yanstill (1490)
• China
14 Apr 07
my favourite is 'what doesnt kill me makes me stronger' and 'i believe in what i am instead of what sounds good to the rest of the world.' i love the two mottos because they are cool,and i think somebody say it originally must be a brave man/woman.
@glamgrl (384)
• Ireland
17 Apr 07
thats a great one im going to use that! mine at the moment is'you cant make an omlete without breaking eggs 'i think its because i was so 'stuck'for so long
17 Apr 07
A saying I use quite a lot is 'Every cloud has a Silver lining' or 'it's an ill wind...' I never finish that one though as I am not sure how it goes! I just hope the Silver lining is for me not the cloud! I also use 'C'est la vie!' as it sounds like 'say lavvy' which at a stressful time takes the edge off it a bit.
• United States
14 Apr 07
I have a few. One of mine is I am a chef and when people ask whats good today I like to say it's all Edible. I got that off the new Rocky movie. one that drives me crazy is my kids love to say "it's all good"