The Divorce Letter!

That was very cute! Thank you for sharing that. I think that I had gotten that in an email before, but it was still very cute to read again.

A rabbit came to a shop and asked,"Got any carrots?" The seller answered, "Noub!" The next day the rabbit came again and asked,"Got any carrots?" The seller retorted, "No!" Next day the rabbit came and asked,"Got any carrots?" The seller shouted, "NO! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll take nails and hammer you on the wall by your ears!!!!!" Early the next morning rabbit came back and asked, " Got any nails?" The seller answered, "Noub!" The rabbit asked, "Got any carrots?"

An Idiotic List IDIOTS AT WORK I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched. IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?" Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?" ADVICE FOR IDIOTS An actual tip from page 16 of the HP "Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees": "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes." IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there. IDIOTS & COMPUTERS My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?" IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes, not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. AN IDIOT'S IDIOT Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect was telling a lie. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

hi Penny! I like it too! It was not new for me, but I forgot about it. Anyway if somebody copies your sentences, report her, like I did.

Gee, maybe there has been a communication problem in this marriage over the last 7 years. It is cute though. Except for winning $10 mil in the lotto, this story probably happens in similar ways quite a lot.

Nice humour and good practice but when you will write a divorce letter should it address "Dear Husband" then he will delighted!

Great! Guys, take this for what it is: A great joke in what goes around comes around. Thanks, Penny! This gave me a good laugh!

That was really interesting, keep it up and do post whenever you find any such items. I loved reading it.

this is hilarious! I'll have to save a copy to pass on :)

Good one , Penny, especially the sting in the tail in the ps. Thanks.

Haha this is great. I have never seen this before, and I am very surprised! I love it though, especially the last line. Haha.

Hey Penny it was a real good one. I really had a good laugh. Thank you so much

That was really funny. Thanks for sharing. I really had a good laugh while reading it.

wow, thanks for sharing that was awesome.

hey this is soo sad story and I dont know why this so bad between wife and husband. aI think this is also misunderstood between both parties. I think marriages is some kind of life sharing thing more than we think. Sometimes we do not feel love but it do the duties. I think love is much more nice thing and it is something that never looks return back of other partner.

it was a good one, i should say so. but the tag given to it confuses me or anyone else... but otherwise the joke is good to lol...........

Hey that was a really funny post. And what really makes it funny is that sometimes happens in life soon as you leave a person when you think that they are down their luck changes but yours don't

That is great! I love how it works out for the husband at the end. This is a good example of how it all can go wrong!!

Hi there ! great and so nice ! its just excellent ! best wishes ! more inputs like this please !