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LOL! Since I got the notification of this topic in my email I didn't even know that it was going to turn out to be a joke until I got to the end. I figured that it was a serious news story that you had heard on the radio today. LOL! What a great joke. I honestly enjoyed it more for not realizing that it was meant to be a joke until I read the punchline. ^_^

emergency flashers while stopped in a pilot car operation last week and was surprised to see that the truck driver approaching me from behind ...

"Good one" Thank you Swaying Thunder.

It was a cute joke.I never heard that before. Is this a discussion that you can post jokes on or do you just want comments on the jokes you have posted?

Love it. Great joke!

Hey swaying thunder, I heard this joke before, but when I heard it, it was a blonde joke. Being a blonde I was so upset (NOT!). But you made it politacally correct. Thanks.

Hahaha! Funny indeed!

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That is way too funny. That would be something one of my step daughters would do. lol thanks for sharing your humor

hehehe good one, had me fooled i thought i was reading a news report. The sad thing is that i was interested too, lol thank you again

some person are really very disgusting

that is the best joke i've heard in a couple of years lol hahaha

that is the best joke i've heard in a couple of years lol hahaha

LOL...and there i was thinking this was something serious....very nice loved it ^_^!!!!

i thought this was some news which you heard on the radio but it turned out to be a joke at the end.and it was a great one too.kepp sharing the goodies with us.sometimes its good to have a laugh.

well this could actually happen :P but since it didnt - nice joke man :)

nice joke!!!!!!!!!it was lovely..!!!!!!!

HEHE Good one mom.

Haha, that's actually a really good joke. Nice one SwayingThunder.