two met in heaven

i know this story very good

your joke is very nice... i would like hear more like these

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, "Didn't your company hire an accountant a short while ago?" The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been searching for."

ha ha ha ...good one...

lol, funny, I never heard that joke before. Thanks for sharing it. It made me laugh.

Good joke.. This joke reminds me another similar joke of two mad people A mental hospital doctor introduces his patients to an elderly man who funds the hospital. On the way, in one cell there lies a mental patient writing some "Raadha" name all over the walls of the cell..so the elderly man asks what was wrong with that guy", then the doc says" that guy's lover Raadha married another person leaving him"... Then they pass to the next adjacent cell where another mental patient writes the same "Raadha" name on the walls..Elderly man surprises and asks "now what's this guy's problem".. then doc says "This guy married the same Raadha whom the adjacent cell pattient loved and after marriage ,this guy knowing that his wife was in love with some one before marriage and suddenly became mad and was put here".. :-)

Olympic Wrestling Title Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer comes to him and says, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!" The wrestler nods in agreement. Now, to the match: The American and the Russian circle each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunges forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment goes up from the crowd, and the trainer buries his face in his hands for he knows all is lost. He can't watch the ending. Suddenly there's a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raises his eye just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian's back hits the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapses on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match. The trainer is astounded! When he finally gets the American wrestler alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!" The wrestler answers, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!"

Hahahaha... Good joke.. :)