a good one, check out......
By vinaykiran28
@vinaykiran28 (5149)
India
January 25, 2007 2:37pm CST
An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he was connected to the Lord's cricket ground. "How's it going?" he asked. "Fine," came the answer,"We've got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck."
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@vinaykiran28 (5149)
• India
26 Jan 07
well i would like to thank you for the compliment but i do expect some jokes from you too, will be eagerly waiting for your joke, bye and take care
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@anjuscor (1266)
• India
6 Feb 07
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from Heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. i'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes." said the angel, winking knowingly.
Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll dump on its head."
@vinaykiran28 (5149)
• India
7 Feb 07
well sorry i did not get your joke, is it a matured one? do reply back
@vinaykiran28 (5149)
• India
7 Feb 07
well i really did not get your joke, can you explain it to me, and anju can i know about you?
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
7 Feb 07
Failing organizations are usually over-managed and under-led.
The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign'."
By three measures a manager is known:
- The thickness of the carpet in his offfice.
- The area of his desk.
- The volume of his car's engine.
Committee Rules
Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.
Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular - it's what everyone is waiting for.
@vinaykiran28 (5149)
• India
7 Feb 07
hey anju where are you getting these jokes, they are really good but its time consuming, can you post some one or two liner jokes
@vinaykiran28 (5149)
• India
7 Feb 07
well where will he get help by shouting F1,,,,, hahahah, lol, thanks a good one, hope to have few such jokes
@vinaykiran28 (5149)
• India
7 Feb 07
mshogrider, this is not fair, you need to post a joke and make us laugh as well, anju it was a good one, keep posting some jokes, thank you
@buenavida (9984)
• Sweden
2 Feb 07
Ha..Ha..gave me a good laugh. Misunderstandings can be veru fun sometimes..
@vinaykiran28 (5149)
• India
3 Feb 07
well thanks for the complements and i think you will also post some jokes and make us happy......
@Lydia1901 (16351)
• United States
1 Feb 07
That is so funny. I bet he fainted or something. Well, I have enjoyed the laughter. Thanks.
@vinaykiran28 (5149)
• India
3 Feb 07
well thanks a lot for replying, it nice to know that you enjoyed the joke,,,, i hope you will share some jokes of yours with me too,,,,,,
@vinaykiran28 (5149)
• India
3 Feb 07
thanks a lot for complements,,,, well i expected an joke form you,,,, so i hope you post a good joke ane make me smile aswell......
@Gmens91 (389)
• Philippines
3 Feb 07
Woman to man, on her 10th wedding anniversary: "What would you give to me on our anniversary?
Husband: "A trip to africa"
Woman: "wow! that's so sweet!! What will you give me on our 25th wedding anniversary?"
Husband: "Im going to fetch you"
Hope I made your day!
@vinaykiran28 (5149)
• India
3 Feb 07
well sorry dude i did not get your joke,,,, can you explain it.......
