ahhh the army!
By tarachand
@tarachand (3895)
India
January 27, 2007 7:01pm CST
Here's a joke that a friend from another blog mailed me. i have cut and pasted it.
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years
3 people like this
3 responses
@simran1430 (1790)
• India
28 Jan 07
Stop redundancy
The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.
Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be unor confusing.
So their first meeting will actually be their first meeting and they will not have a meeting before the first meeting.
This should avoid having people show up for their first meeting before it is held, since to do so would be confusing to those who did so and this is what they want to avoid by reducing the confusion and lessening the repetition.
3 people like this
@Lydia1901 (16351)
• United States
7 Feb 07
Well, that is definetly something. Thanks for sharing it.
