jokes!!!!!!!!
By Kamran4u
@Kamran4u (25)
Pakistan
2 responses
@urbandekay (18278)
•
28 Jan 07
I went to Gazza strip on holiday.
At passport control they asked, "Occupation?"
I said, "No, just visiting!"
all the best urban
@Kamran4u (25)
• Pakistan
28 Jan 07
santa sing with 2 red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him wat had happend to his ears and he answered. "Iwas ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up phone i accidently picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear".
"Oh dear! the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. but what happend to your ear
"The scoundrel call backkkk
how is that
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@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
5 Feb 07
A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning.
"What's the moaning all about, ma'am?" asked the officer. The blonde replied, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen , so I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"
