Funny or NOT??

Philippines
January 28, 2007 11:00am CST
Mary gets married and has 17 children. Her husband dies, so she remarries two weeks later and has another 12 children. Her second husband then dies, as does Mary a month later. The local priest attends her wake and looks down on her in her coffin. "Thank God" "The two of them are together at last", says the priest. "So Father", "When you say that, are you talking about her first husband, or her second husband?", says one of the mourners. "I'm not talking about her husbands" says the priest.... "I'm talking about her legs."
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huanghaozi
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
18 Feb 07
Things Not to Say I finished the Oreos. Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds. Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby! I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever! Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl. Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella. Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt. Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott! I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth? Are your ankles supposed to look like that? Get your *own* ice cream. Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today. Got milk? Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney? Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar! Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water. Your stomach sticks out almost as much as your rear! You don't have the guts to pull that trigger...