Things you don't want to hear during surgery
By tarachand
@tarachand (3895)
India
January 29, 2007 10:36am CST
Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.
Oh no! Where's my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
There go the lights again?
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."
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@lonewolfnan (4366)
• Canada
29 Jan 07
2 to 1 I can get it right this time.
Ewwwwwwww!!! I am not putting my hands in that....it could kill me!
No sense in wasting time......close it up
"But I told the bartender I'll take it on the road"
Uh,you did pay in advance,right??
@darkknight888 (200)
• India
29 Jan 07
yeah....that's the funniest thing to the person who is not the patient lol.then again the words i would not like to hear is 'u will have to pay the bill even if u die lol' :)
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@Lydia1901 (16351)
• United States
13 Feb 07
Those are definetly something and so true too. Thanks for sharing them.
@stephcjh (38473)
• United States
29 Jan 07
I hadn't seen or heard of those sayings until now. That is a great post. It even made me think and laugh all at the same time.
