Great jokes

i cant remember

how to make an idiot laugh on friday. Tell him a good joke on saturday.

i think abdul's joke was funnier.

here is one joke. dont know if its great joke. universal lawUniversal law: love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer fromone girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. first law: a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girlin love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unlessany external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play andbreak the legs of the boy. second law: the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and thedirection of this love is same to as increament or decreament of thebank balance. third law: the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and oppositeto the force applied by the girl while using her sandals...

it seems like people do not know jokes here or are shy to tell.