Sardar ji's Jokes - pls tell me if you like it

United States
February 1, 2007 9:11am CST
Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth.. Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody Will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for Filling up. U knows y? FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. again twins & named Max & Climax. Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED! 19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18... A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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dusk_tavern
@dusk_tavern (70)
• India
4 Feb 07
Here is something you will definitely enjoy..... We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat in Kaun banega crorepathi..... AB : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us. Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fatah. Chak denge phatte aaj.Tusi start karo ji. AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000 Rs. Which state has the largest sikh population ? and your options are A. Punjab B. Punjab C. Punjab D. Punjab Santa : Oh ji how much time do I've to answer this question AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I wud like to use my lifeline. AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use. Santa : Audience poll AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts now. After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board. A. 25% B. 25% C. 25% D. 25% AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your disgust here. Par kya karen janta to janardhan hoti hai. So you would like to go with which option. Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya sirji aapki audience ne. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50. AB : Very good 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. Man me shanka ho to lifeline zaroor istemal karni chahiye, mein sab ko yehi salah deta hoon. (Getting closer to Santa and whispers in his ears ) Isi ke to paise milte hain mujhe. (Aloud) OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen. Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein chodoonga nahi aaj isko. Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye. AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, YOu have broken a record of using all the lifelines in the very first question. This is great.OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen ge aap. Santa : My one and only one mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh. AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye. Aap dono ikkathe he kam karte hai. Santa : Oh nahi ji ham dono pechle 6 saal se 10th mein fail ho rahe hain Badi pakki yaari hai ji hamari, wahe guru de kasam. Phone rings. Banta picks it " Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adi raati, ???" AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se. Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein ?$^$%$?$%$%$&. Ke hal chal he sar ji. AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath aur................. Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo ala pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga, khota hai ji wo. Sawal pucho ji. AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,.............. chaliye mein aapko special case ke tarah treat karte hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota Hai aab. Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ?? Banta : oye ullu de dum, bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen gaya. Sale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap laye ga. AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai. Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chhord use yaar question hai .................... (he tells him the question). Banta : Oye.. sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe . Iska answer Punjab hai lallu. Santa : oye par ......... (and the clock stops). AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj. Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to Batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai. AND THIS WAS THE LAST EPISODE OF KBC !!
anjuscor
@anjuscor (1266)
• India
4 Feb 07
Bihari-Sardar A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded with sardarjis. One sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he's in big trouble because he knows only sardar jokes! After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to 'sardars' in his joke with 'Biharis'. He starts the jokes with, "There was once a Bihari..." And suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts, "Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?"