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hiitssomu @hiitssomu (657) • United States 1 Feb 07

Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth.. Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at...

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sardar

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dusk_tavern Here is something you will definitely enjoy..... We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat in Kaun banega crorepathi..... AB : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us. Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa...

4 Feb 07

honeyangel @honeyangel (1991) 4 Feb 07

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your...

2007

humour

jokes

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dusk_tavern THE PROBLEMS WITH GIRLS: If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her; If u Don't, she says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her; If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI. If u ARGUE with her, she says u are...

4 Feb 07

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atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 27 Jan 07

http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/

online

superhero

test

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dusk_tavern i'm ...... the spiderman :)

31 Jan 07

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atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 27 Jan 07

...What type of kiss keeps you coming back for more?

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dusk_tavern smooooooooooooooch

31 Jan 07

atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 31 Jan 07

As there are so many money websites which are nothing but scam. it takes some time to know the truth about them. We work so hard for months and instead of paying us we get the information that the site you are working for is a...

list

safe

scam

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dusk_tavern yes it can be.. but you must admit that the information is valuable.

31 Jan 07

atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 31 Jan 07

As there are so many money websites which are nothing but scam. it takes some time to know the truth about them. We work so hard for months and instead of paying us we get the information that the site you are working for is a...

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dusk_tavern Thank a lot man. Yes i was also fooled by numebmail.com and they have a new site named las-vegas.. 1 more scam. i just hate these sites. thanks a lot again for your information.

31 Jan 07

atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 27 Jan 07

Basically, this is my situation: I had been flirting with a girl in my class for 2 months. I'm very, very shy, so I was planning on waiting until the next to last day to get her screen name and number. Unfortunately, due to...

call

help

love

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dusk_tavern Call her up IMMEDIATELY, you fool! I cannot tell you how many times I've been in this situation- I know damn well someone liked me, I did most of the freaking work, all he had to do was CALL, but no, in the end.... no cojones. Such a disappointment. Call...

27 Jan 07

atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 27 Jan 07

Basically, this is my situation: I had been flirting with a girl in my class for 2 months. I'm very, very shy, so I was planning on waiting until the next to last day to get her screen name and number. Unfortunately, due to...

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dusk_tavern yeh thats true. should call her and tell the truth. i think this is the right choice for you.

27 Jan 07

atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 27 Jan 07

Using everything you have learned and your entire brain bank of adjectives...describe love. Do not refer to bashing the opposing view, just describe love exactly how you feel it. Don't BS with that it is "un-describable"...

feeling

love

meaning

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dusk_tavern it's wanting someone to thrive and be happy. it's being humble and understanding. it's giving in and showing who you really are. it's accepting things as they are and being honest. it's knowing that even after you're dead that love will still be there. you can...

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atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 27 Jan 07

When u get angery,what do u do to reduce this sympathetic outburst. What is the best way to keep yourself calm. I need some advice for this.Although Anger make me Stonger,sometime it bring unnecessary risk. I try to control...

anger

control

management

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dusk_tavern i think this a great advice. it will be helpfull for me too. thanks for the advice.

27 Jan 07

atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 27 Jan 07

So what are your hardest bosses? To me, it JUST HAVE TO BE FFX International Version-Penance. To unlock him was Very Hard, but to beat him it would take almost 50 hours maybe-_- he is just too strong and if u are uber FFX...

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dusk_tavern for me its.. kil'jaeden- the last level of warcraft 3.

27 Jan 07

atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 27 Jan 07

Much more interesting than the one full of guys. So what do you think? Girls kissing = sexy? Disgusting? Personally, you can guess what I think.

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dusk_tavern i think.. hm... hmmm... sexxxxxy.. where can i see them?

27 Jan 07

atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 27 Jan 07

just wondering what your thoughts are.. should money matter in a relationship? as in how much money each person has? let me know what you think. im a bit confused with this.

imortant

money

relationship

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dusk_tavern yes its important. money always matters in the relationship. everybody has his own view and my view is 'money matters'.

27 Jan 07

pbantony @pbantony (13) • India 9 Jan 07

make sure it is not abusive and then start sharing the jokes may be even an sms joke that you came across so that we can keep all day smiling by reading them....

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dusk_tavern great jokes in the topic. thanks for the jokes..

22 Jan 07

atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 20 Jan 07

I'll start: Do you think you can do it?

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dusk_tavern why do you think i cant do it?

21 Jan 07

atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 20 Jan 07

When someone makes a wish, you must grant it, but it has to be in a funny/painful/comical way. For example: Poster1 - I wish I could fly. Poster2 - Granted. But you fly right into a brick wall. I wish I had a...

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dusk_tavern granted.. but its salary day. i wish can be the god.

21 Jan 07

atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 20 Jan 07

how much do you love your parents? And what are the things you don't like about them?

hate

love

parents

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dusk_tavern i love my parents but they do fea things that we don't like. but its not their fault, it is generation gap.. so we cant blame them.

21 Jan 07

atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 19 Jan 07

Which is your favorite car? mine one is Lambo Galardo..

car

favourite

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dusk_tavern i like BMWs.. BMW cars are royal, superb .. i just love them..

21 Jan 07

atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 19 Jan 07

Just curious if I'm the only guy on these forums who is into body modifications such as tattoos, piercings and all that other sorta smack. Anyone else share the same interest for tattoos and body mods. I personally am a fan of...

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dusk_tavern if you like it then go ahead and do it. you dont need to get permission from any other as you are not doing any illegal work or anything which will damage other.. you are doing your personal body modifications as you like then why worry. go ahead and do it...

21 Jan 07

atul_asv @atul_asv (520) • India 19 Jan 07

Just curious if I'm the only guy on these forums who is into body modifications such as tattoos, piercings and all that other sorta smack. Anyone else share the same interest for tattoos and body mods. I personally am a fan of...

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dusk_tavern i'm 100% agreed with your statement..

21 Jan 07

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