Bad Day...........( JOKE )
By Baddie
@Baddie (47)
India
February 1, 2007 12:37pm CST
There's a guy sitting at a bar, Just looking at his drink. He stays like that for halk an hour. Soon, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes he drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The ruck driver says,'Come on man , i was just joking. Here,i'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and i'm lat to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When i leav the building to my car, i found out it was stolen. "The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when i leave it, I remember i left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab drivers just drives away.I go home and when i get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. "And when i was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show uo and drink my ......Poison."
hahahahaha :))
4 responses
@ukchriss (2097)
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13 Feb 07
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
@huanghaozi (1472)
• Egypt
15 Feb 07
Finding The Lord
A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might
be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis
on his birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus
occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is
Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in Heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's
in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a
response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He
finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on
the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?
