jokes...
By saimithra
@saimithra (92)
Guinea-Bissau
4 responses
@lifesmilester (103)
• India
3 Feb 07
once there were 3 frnds named SOMEBODY, NOBODY N MAD. one day somebody had a fight with nobody.mad called the police.MAD - HEY,SOMEBODY IS FIGHTING WITH NOBODY.POLICE - WHAT???? MAD - SOMEBODY IS FIGHTING WITH NOBODY. POLICE - R U MAD? MAD - YES, I AM MAD. HAHAHAH.
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@anjuscor (1266)
• India
3 Feb 07
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."
"You must be an engineer" says the balloonist.
"I am" replies the man. "How did you know."
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says "You must be a manager."
"I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."
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@r_anithain (359)
• India
2 Feb 07
ok saimithra..u start first. Before that first i will smile :), if the joke is really good i will laugh.
@saimithra (92)
• Guinea-Bissau
2 Feb 07
well.. try 2 read these jokes n post ur comments...
a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Teacher: " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Now get ready." "Give me two reasons why I should go to school," her son asked. "Well, for one, you're 52. And for another, you're the principal!"
@r_anithain (359)
• India
2 Feb 07
the first one and the last two wer really good! lol (ha ha).
nice...
